ok ok shut up ok ill get to the point
its not like you bums read this anyways but here we go
In the time it will take you to read this you could have done something better with your life
but its ok keep reading you know its a complete waste of time but youll read on
I basically own your mind right now but youll keep reading
at this point in the reading your probably not paying attention I could say something irrelevant and you wont notice! mop! as long as I continue on youll keep reading
like a mindless zombie ;D
which reminds me heres the whole point of this
ZOMBIE LAND!!! heart
!~*RULEZ*~!
1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick a** Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife
im Glad you took time to read this heart
now u know the rulez incase a zombie attack ;D
as for rule 17 it changes to "be a hero" but I think you should stick with "Dont be a hero"
