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[6:17:42 PM] A: I want to know why I can buy 5 liters of coke for 5 dollars. Or 384 ounces’ of coke for 10 yet can't find decent ice cream for a dollar or two.
[6:18:01 PM] B: That’s a good question.
[6:18:41 PM] A: Seriously, I was trying to spend an equal share on everything.
[6:19:42 PM] A: We must be a society of convenience. Everything smaller costs more
[6:20:05 PM] A: Four bucks for a pint of ice cream.
[6:20:12 PM] B: $4 for a pint?
[6:20:14 PM] B: That’s crazy
[6:20:18 PM] A: Why would I do that, when with a dollar more I could have a whole half gallon?
[6:20:35 PM] B: Yeah
[6:20:48 PM] B: But that seems to be how a lot of things are.
[6:20:56 PM] A: D:
[6:20:57 PM] A: NO.
[6:21:10 PM] B: So then you spend more and get more but then don't use it all and toss it and it’s a waste
[6:21:12 PM] A: Don't give me that sappy, "That's just how it is A.”
[6:21:16 PM] A: I've been hearing that all week.
[6:21:22 PM] B: I'm agreeing with you that’s all.
[6:21:29 PM] A: It's ICE CREAM.
[6:21:31 PM] B: I didn't say I liked it
[6:21:41 PM] B: On the other hand... Toughen up A.
[6:21:55 PM] B: That’s just how it is
[6:22:16 PM] A: Toughen up.
[6:22:16 PM] A: No.
[6:22:25 PM] A: I shall turn society upside-down.
[6:22:30 PM] A: One ice cream at a time.
[6:23:00 PM] B: But what about all of the other overpriced small quantity food items?
[6:23:18 PM] A: One battle at a time B.
[6:23:52 PM] A: Don’t want to get ahead of ourselves
[6:23:53 PM] B: That’s not good enough. The Alpha Male(A) should, nay, MUST be able to head multiple battles at a time
[6:24:07 PM] B: I expect nothing less.
[6:25:39 PM] A: Then shall we sally on to the chocolate bars, the soda pop's? How far can we overextend our madness until it reaches the eye of the consumer?
[6:25:50 PM] A: You cannot take away everything a person loves.
[6:25:55 PM] B: All the way A, all the way.
[6:25:59 PM] A: But if you take them away from him one at a time.
[6:26:09 PM] A: He is more likely to give them up willingly.
[6:26:21 PM] B: No, if he was willing to give them up he would have by now
[6:26:31 PM] B: We must force them to quit cold turkey
[6:26:43 PM] B: Even if the withdrawal symptoms kill the weaklings
[6:26:54 PM] B: It will leave only the strong
[6:27:26 PM] B: Forget America, the fate of the world is at stake!
[6:27:47 PM] A: I'll roll with this.
[6:27:55 PM] A: But where to next?
[6:28:02 PM] A: Japan with their instant coffee and tea?
[6:28:08 PM] B: I suppose.
[6:28:13 PM] A: China with their convenience store pork buns.
[6:28:17 PM] A: The tyranny must end!
[6:28:18 PM] B: I'm only used the fatties in America with their doughnuts and coffee.
[6:28:35 PM] A: Doughnuts are good though.
[6:28:43 PM] B: I like doughnuts
[6:28:54 PM] A: And it's not like they price them weird.
[6:29:09 PM] A: It's only 79 cents for a coffee and a doughnut.
[6:29:30 PM] B: Now I have the sudden urge to have coffee and doughnuts.
[6:30:46 PM] A: There's a Dunkin right down the street for me.
[6:31:08 PM] B: That doesn't do me any good now does it?
[6:31:40 PM] A: If you were at my house it would.
[6:32:08 PM] B: Now if I could just solve that problem everything would be alright I suppose.
[6:32:40 PM] B: I could get back to work on that teleporter I was working on.
[6:32:57 PM] B: You know, the one that uses the triple communication channel paradox worm hole thingy?(Let me explain, late at night one night I suggested he transport through the internet by having three separate conversations at the same time it didn’t work)
[6:34:10 PM] A: Yeah.
[6:34:19 PM] A: We tried that once didn't we?
[6:34:28 PM] A: Maybe it needs to be like, five time the amount.
[6:35:05 PM] B: Holy cow, I can't even think of how to have 15 distinct conversations or what means to have them with simultaneously.
[6:35:48 PM] A: I can't either, we're going into quantum limits.
[6:36:26 PM] A: That's beyond my math knowledge.
[6:36:42 PM] B: Well 15 is hardly a quantum limit, but point taken anyway
[6:39:36 PM] A: I think I would need another computer.
[6:39:47 PM] B: or 3
[6:40:01 PM] B: but like even I don't have enough computers for this to work.
[6:40:35 PM | Edited 6:41:01 PM] B: Nor am I capable of carrying on 15 mutually exclusive conversations to the same person simultaneously
[6:41:37 PM] A: I see how it is.
[6:41:40 PM] A: Don't want to talk to me then.
[6:41:44 PM] A: Not even for donuts.
[6:42:04 PM] B: Now now, I don't think it fair to use you to get doughnuts
[6:42:17 PM] B: even if they are tasty
[6:42:31 PM] B: and coffee to dunk them in
[6:42:38 PM] B: I still want doughnuts
[6:43:02 PM] A: What's your fav?
[6:43:25 PM] B: I do enjoy just a glazed doughnut
[6:43:37 PM] A: D:
[6:43:41 PM] B: Cream filled with chocolate on top are delicious though
[6:43:56 PM] B: I'm not a candy person so I don't like it when they get too fancy on me
[6:44:54 PM] A: Boston Creme.
[6:45:18 PM] B: Yeah those are tasty
[6:49:04 PM] A: You really misspelled all that.
[6:49:05 PM] B: crap I can't spell
[6:49:19 PM] B: Yeah I see
[6:49:38 PM] A: How's your mental health?
[6:49:59 PM] B: Not good I'm afraid
[6:50:46 PM] B: And its slipping
[6:50:47 PM] B: slowly
[6:51:03 PM] B: I think
[6:51:05 PM] B: maybe
[6:51:08 PM] B: but no
[6:51:13 PM] B: that can't be right
[6:51:30 PM] B: Maybe it’s faster than that
[6:51:42 PM] B: possibly
[6:51:45 PM] B: exponential
[6:51:52 PM] B: it’s near the beginning of the slope
[6:51:56 PM] B: so it appears linear
[6:52:00 PM] A: Can we work out a formula then?
[6:52:04 PM] B: but extrapolated outward it will grow
[6:52:06 PM] B: faster
[6:52:10 PM] B: and faster
[6:52:14 PM] A: You've lost me.
[6:52:19 PM] B: until all of my posts are pure gibberish but I think there may still be time left to turn things around BG
[6:53:38 PM] A: BG?
[6:54:01 PM] B: yes bg
[6:54:47 PM] A: Billy Gilman?
[6:54:54 PM] B: no
[6:54:55 PM] B: what?
[6:55:17 PM] A: What?
[6:55:22 PM] B: I can feel my brain starting to seize now
[6:56:23 PM] B: Who the hell is Billy Gilman?
[6:57:37 PM] A: I don't know, who is he?
[6:57:48 PM] B: That’s what I'm asking you
[6:58:07 PM] B: http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=B%20gilman&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
[6:58:10 PM] B: damn you
[6:58:12 PM] B: just
[6:58:14 PM] B: damn you
[6:58:25 PM] A: biggrin
[6:58:55 PM] B: So why am I thinking of Billy Gilman? What role does he play in all of this?
[6:59:13 PM] A: He is the voice that needs to be heard within you B.
[6:59:32 PM] B: God no. Just no. I refuse. Never.
[6:59:59 PM] A: B, you cannot fight your destiny.
[7:00:00 PM] B: Unless of course now that he's gone through puberty his voice has come down an octave or 3
[7:00:05 PM] A: Nope
[7:00:10 PM] B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[7:00:29 PM] B: I'll go positively mad. Or negatively. I'm not sure which anymore.
[7:00:50 PM] A: Maybe you have polarity.
[7:01:10 PM | Edited 7:01:16 PM] B: Positively and negatively mad? I'll be bipolar? Sounds...fun.
[7:02:12 PM] A: Whatever makes you happy B, it’s often said the life of the singer ends with mental problems.
[7:02:25 PM] B: But I'm not a singer.
[7:03:21 PM] A: Whatever you say B
[7:03:57 PM] B: But I'm not. I sing about as well as I draw, and if you have ever seen any of my drawings... yeah.
[7:04:46 PM] A: I haven't.
[7:04:49 PM] A: No.
[7:05:16 PM | Edited 7:06:38 PM] B: Well then. That’s that I suppose. One more thing to lock away forever and never think about again. Next topic.
[7:06:41 PM | Edited 7:06:47 PM](I comment on his atrocious spelling) B: Better?
[7:08:04 PM] A: Tremendously.
[7:08:18 PM] B: What would I do without you?
[7:08:36 PM] A: I don't even want to think about it.
[7:08:41 PM] A: It bears me too much sorrow.
[7:09:10 PM] B: I fail to understand how I functioned before I met you.
[7:09:26 PM] A: You didn't B.
[7:09:39 PM] A: You lived your life feeling as if nothing really mattered.
[7:10:02 PM] A: Like a twitard you wandered about aimlessly mouthing your obsessions.
[7:10:19 PM] A: And then the blessed day of holy light.
[7:10:29 PM] B: twitard? really? Damn...
[7:10:42 PM] B: I'm not talking to you anymore.
[7:10:50 PM] A: I was emphasizing the mundane-ness of your existence B.
[7:11:01 PM] A: It was a hyperbole B forgive me.
[7:11:12 PM] A: I was searching for metaphors outside of robotics.
[7:11:19 PM] B: Way to go hurting what pitiful remains of feelings I actually have.
[7:11:47 PM] B: I didn't even know I had them before you came along.
[7:11:51 PM] B: Whats happening to me?
[7:11:52 PM] A: Welcome to the roller coaster called A.
[7:14:15 PM] B: This roller coaster frightens me
[7:14:59 PM] A: Sup K.
[7:17:25 PM] A: Well K apparently is not a command.
[7:17:37 PM] K: xD
[7:17:45 PM] K: I would think A would be a command
[7:17:49 PM] B: Yes but the presence of the slash suggested to Skype that you wanted to use a command.
[7:17:51 PM] K: seeing as how you are the alpha male
[7:18:00 PM] B: It should be /Alpha male
[7:18:13 PM] K: xD
[7:18:21 PM] K: They should be interchangeable
[7:19:00 PM] B: Yeah but does she really want her name broadcasted for all Skype users to know? Or just Alpha male?
[7:20:04 PM] K: Still. She is THE Alpha male.
[7:20:05 PM] A: I don't mind it.
[7:20:09 PM] K: xD
[7:20:11 PM] A: People can name their kids after me.
[7:20:22 PM] B: One will be named Alpha
[7:20:29 PM] B: and the other Male.
[7:20:38 PM] A: Totally naming my kid Alpha.
[7:20:43 PM] A: Or Optimus.
[7:20:48 PM] A: Haven't decided yet.
[7:20:56 PM] A: "Ratchet" Would just be weird.
[7:21:00 PM] B: Optimus Alpha
[7:21:09 PM] K: or switch the two xD
[7:21:13 PM] K: you read my mind B
[7:21:49 PM] A: Crazy.
[7:21:53 PM] K: xD
[7:22:00 PM] K: tis a tad scary
[7:22:11 PM] K: I wonder what is happening to the universe because of it
[7:23:07 PM] B: It’s becoming a better place.
[7:23:27 PM] A: One ice cream at a time.
[7:24:11 PM] B: My thoughts exactly A, my thoughts exactly.