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Gibbs: "So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?"
Jack Sparrow: "No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "
Gibbs: "So, we're setting out to find this key?"
Jack Sparrow: "Now you're not making any sense at all."


Jack Sparrow: "Is this a dream?"
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: "No."
Jack Sparrow: "I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum."
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [hands him a bottle of rum]


Jack Sparrow: "Er, Mr. Gibbs..."
Gibbs: "Aye."
Jack Sparrow: "I feel sullied and unusual."

Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals] "Alas, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost..."
[gets splashed by a wave]
Jack Sparrow: "...Captain Jack Sparrow."


Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] "Why is the rum always gone??"
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] "Oh... that's why"


Elizabeth Swann: "There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing."
Jack Sparrow: "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."


Jack Sparrow: [describing Will to the cannibal villagers] "Lum se se, eunuch-y. Snip snip!"


Jack Sparrow: "Gentlemen... what do keys do?"
Leech: "Keys unlock... things?"
Gibbs: "And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!"
Jack Sparrow: "No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?"
Gibbs: "So we're going after this key!"
Jack Sparrow: "You're not making any sense at all."


Marty: "Do we have a heading?"
Jack Sparrow: "Ah! A heading! Set sail in a general..."
[points around vaguely]
Jack Sparrow: "That way direction!!"


Jack Sparrow: "Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
[Giselle slaps Jack]
Jack Sparrow: [Scarlett slaps Jack]


Jack Sparrow: "Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"


Norrington: "You actually were telling the truth."
Jack Sparrow: "I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised."


Jack Sparrow: "You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me."