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Katsuya Days!!
It was an early winter morning at the prestige Kaiba manor, Seto Kaiba rolled over in bed, sighing in content. It’s was finally one of his very rare days off so decided to sleep in. it was now 6:22 in the morning. Lazily he lifted him self from his bed and slumped over to the bath room. Using his left hand he opened the door to the elaborate bathroom and turned on the shower. Reaching down he tried to grab the bottom of his pajama shirt. Just now noticing that his arm felt strangely heavy?
Looking down to his hand, “what!? How did…?” upon or really his wrist was his arch nemesis’s best friend and secret love/eye candy, Joey Wheeler. Kaiba couldn’t even comprehend what he was seeing. Joey Wheeler was the size of one of the action figures that his younger brother has, and was attached to where his hand should have been. “W-Wheeler? Why are you on…err why are you my right hand????” he waited for the blonde to stir. Nothing, lifting him a little the blonde just slumped back in what Kaiba thought to be and uncomfortable position. “Wheeler wake up!”
“nnnnmmm mo! Me wanna sleeeeee *snore*” Joey mumbled. Kaiba had keep control of his emotion this was a serious matter and he couldn’t afford to swoon at Joey’s udder cuteness. Turning around Kaiba turned on the cold water and put his ‘hand’ under the shower head. “WAAHHHH!!!!!! T-THAT’S COOOOOLD!!!!!!” Joey screamed, Kaiba winced wondering how such a load noise came from such a small body. This thought was quickly twisted in to very naughty thoughts of a certain puppy moaning and screaming and wiggling underneath him. Shivering Joey looked around where was he? Then he looked up. “…..AHHHHHH-MMMMMMMFFF!!!!!!” putting his hand over the eccentric blonde’s mouth he said.
“Be quiet! Can you do that?”
Joey nodded.
“now obviously I’m dreaming, because there is no way that you could be my right hand the water should wake me up.” Kaiba said trying to grab his shirt and take it off .
But when he realized that only one side was coming up and his arm was moving against his will he looked at the blonde again.
“um…when you mean shower does that mean you’ll be naked? And will I have to go in to?” Joey asked looking entirely adorable with his hands brought up to his chest and a dark blush across his little face. “well, that’s usually what you do when you take a shower…” Kaiba said sarcastically. Joey’s blush increased a shade. “look just…here put this on.” Kaiba handed Joey a wash cloth. Grabbing the cloth Joey Blushed again “turn around! So I could get changed!” he yelled.
Rolling his eyes he turned around, his face twisted in to a smirk. The shower door had a full length mirror and it reflected the mirror behind him. There he saw little Joey trying to figure out how to remove Kaiba’s shirt. So he could wrap the towel around him. “um Kaiba I kinda need you to-” with out another word said Kaiba removed his sleep shirt. “*blush* t-thanks.”

Then Kaiba removed his pants and stepped in to the shower.
“whaaaaa! Wait Kaiba! What’s going on why am I your right hand!!!” Joey yelled.
“Like I know!” Kaiba said reaching up to grab a bottle of shampoo. But all he got was an “oof’ sound. He looked up and saw Joey had hit his head on the shelf.
“uh… sorry are you okay?”
“ow you could have just asked if you wanted the-…….*stare*” Joey couldn’t help but stare at the burnet’s impressive size…..and since he was the size of it
Too, it was a monster!!!!!!
“*evil chuckle* you like what you see?” Kaiba asked, rubbing his chest down.
“I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-………………..AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”
Joey pulled Kaiba out of the shower and into his bed room, and Dashing toward the door. But before he even reached it Kaiba regained his ground.
“What the hell- no, where the hell are you going!?” Kaiba said hanging on to his bed post. Quickly grabbing something to cover his wet body with.
“y-you’re a freak! Why is it so big!!!!” Joey yelled. While he was flailing around yelling about Kaiba’s man hood, Joey failed to notice that the little towel fell off.
Kaiba was now staring at Joey’s……piece of work…..boy was it tiny…but not in the mean way. More like in the adorable ‘I wanna eat you up kind of way‘.
“calm down how about this, you saw me…and I’ve seen you.” he smirked.
“eep!!” Joey quickly dived in to the bed sheets. Feeling exposed and strangely, molested, Kaiba then dragged Joey to the closet and put on his regular clothes. A black fitted turtle neck was his shirt and navy dark blue jeans (yes jeans, OMG!)
Fit just right on his lower half. “what can I wear?” Joey asked warily he wasn’t sure he should speak after calling Kaiba a freak and making him mad.
“…Hm….what do I have that you could use as clothing? Maybe Moku- wait!
What am I thinking no one can see you! Or what if they did!?” now Kaiba was pacing his room. “ah I have an idea.” he then walked back into the bathroom and brought out a first aid kit. “w-what are you gonna do with that?” Joey asked, he was a little scared. Could you blame him it wasn’t every day you woke up being your best friend’s arch enemy’s right hand. Then he saw a slight glint in Kaiba’s eye that sent shivers up his spine. In a flash all Joey saw was white. “AAAHHH!!!
What is this!? what are you doing!? Don’t hurt me!!!” he cried trying to escape the binds of the medical gauze tying around his small body. “it’s alright I’m not going to hurt you. I’m going to tie this around my hand and make it look as though I hurt it, alright? This will have to do till I find a way to return us to normal.” Joey looked up his head now covered in gauze like a little hat. And the rest wrapped around his body like a halter top dress. “Oh. Okay, thanks Kaiba.” Joey looked up and gave a small smile. That little (no pun intended.) gesture sent waves of heat to his face and shivers down Kaiba’s spine. “*cough* well then maybe we should go see your friend Yugi and…what’s his name?”
“Atem?”
“yes him.”
“but I tought you just said that you didn’t want anyone seeing us like dis?” Joey asked sounding super cute with his accent.
“yes, I know but for some reason I get this feeling that he’s the cause of this…situation.” Kaiba had a slight blush on his cheeks.
“OKAY THEN LET’S GO!” Joey yelled throwing his little fist In the air.
What was Kaiba getting into. Well it didn’t matter all that much, right now the great Seto Kaiba was trying to gather up the courage to ask his enemy for help from this all most embarrassing problem.

A small bell rang as Seto walked into the Kame game shop.
“WHY LOOK WHO IT IS! Seto Kaiba back for another rematch are We? well I’ll have you know young man I’ve been practicing, and I will not be as easy on you as I was before!” Yugi’s just as small Grandfather said upon see the brunet.
‘humph I wonder where that gusto was when I dueled him oh so long ago?’ he thought.
But his train of thought was cut off by seeing something that made his head spin…really, really fast!!!
TWO YUGI’S!!!!!!!
“! Hello Kaiba what brings you here to Yugi’s home?” Atem asked.
“….” was all Kaiba could mutter “….” again he tried to speak turning his sites on the dark magician poster hoping to any god out there that that didn’t start talking to him too.
“I actually have a favor to ask you.”
This came as a shock to anyone who knew the CEO. He never asked favors.
“what is it you need help with?” Yugi asked completely amazed.
It was then that little Joey was starting to get nervous. When he felt Kaiba begin to pull him out of his pocket he grabbed on to anything that would keep him in there. “well there’s this problem with my hand…” he kept pulling at his hand and it was not coming out of his pocket.
‘oh god there’s that look that says ‘this guys crazy quick call the men in white before he stabs us!’ look. I am not crazy!’
“one second!” he said moving toward the front door. The Motou’s just kept looking on.
“w-what was that about?” Yugi asked
“I don’t know.” both Atem and Mr. Motou answered.


*outside*
“what the hell is wrong with you! Do you want to stay like this forever! Or do you want you own body back!” Kaiba yelled into his pocket. But not to loud that some one might hear.
“I-I’m so-rry *sniff*” Joey looked up he was now crying because he was being yelled at and was scared in more than one way.
‘great now he’s crying…he shouldn’t look so cute when he’s so small…he might get raped…! How would that work!?’
“I-I’m sorry can we try that again?” the blond one asked quietly.
“…okay the last thing I wanna do is leave Yugi and- his Grandfather thinking I’m crazy. Are you absolutely sure you’re okay with this?”
“yes?”
“is that a question?”
“no! it’s a yes.”
“okay…”
“yes!”
With a sigh Seto walked back into the Kame game shop.
“okay…now for that- where’d they?” Kaiba looked around the shop. Getting a little irritated he walked up to the counter and looked behind it.
There Yugi, Atem and Mr. Motou were actually hiding.
“*ahem* uh we found a mouse uh…we were trying to catch it. Heh heh…”
“right.” Seto sighed. “look I have things to do today. I came here to show you this-” he then pulled his hand out to reveal a shivering little person, wrapped in bandages on his right hand. Not only were Yugi and Atem surprised by this but they were shocked by the fact that they could recognize the little blonde. It was their best friend Joey Wheeler.
“Joey is that you!?” Yugi asked eyes wide from shock.
“heh heh yep…” Joey replied rubbing the back of his head shyly. Atem took this time to confront Kaiba. “What happed to you two?”
“like I would know, do I look like a magician?” Kaiba scowled, he was a little grumpy, because he was embarrassed about how they acted when he first walked in.
“well how do you think this would happen? Wait don’t answer that! I think I know just the thief to ask for help. If not him alone both of them, they’re docile enough to be together in the same room…I think?” Atem said with wonderment a finger placed on his chin.
‘I’m a little worried about that look in his eye…’
In the span of an hour the entire gang was of minus Tea, she did us all a favor and left to America where she was tricked in to becoming a stripper where surprisingly she enjoys her life.
“HAHAHAHA!!!!! Ohmigod! Let me see it again!” this was the obnoxious sound of Bakura laughing his a** off about the situation that Joey and Kaiba found themselves in. “why don’t we just cut it off?” was the intuitive answer of Marik…..at hearing this Kaiba brought his hand to his chest mostly protecting his hand/boy. Joey began to shiver again both from the cold and the fear off being forcefully detached from the brunet’s body.
“c-can’t you just use a-a-Achoo! S-spell?”
“*gasp* Joey do you have a cold!? Kaiba why aren’t you taking better care of him!?” Yugi scolded. Like hell Seto Kaiba was going to be scolded like a child!
“*Grrrr* look just do your god damn spell crap and let me go! I have an important meeting and a dinner with the prime minister and his daughter! I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY!!!!”
“well as far as I can see we didn’t do this. Although I wish we would have thought of that! Hahahahahahaha!!! Oh that is just too funny!!!”
Bakura cackled, Marik also concluded that they didn’t do it and didn’t know how to fix their little problem.
Before Kaiba could say anything his cell phone rang. Looking at it he saw that it was Mokuba, now he remembered that he didn’t tell Mokuba anything about coming here. “damn…hold on I need to take this.” and excused himself from the shop.
“yes Mokuba?”
“SETO! Where are you! Did you forget you have a breakfast with Mr. Sokukawa in Osaka! You have to be there in forty minutes! How do you plan to get there in forty minutes!” the younger Kaiba exclaimed.

“…ow…listen Mokuba I had some thing urgent to attend to….yes I know about the meeting, yes and the breakfast with Mr. Sokukawa, again yes I remember the dinner as well. Well Mokuba that doesn’t really help me right now…I never realized I had to get permission from my younger brother to go any where and have to keep in constant contact.”

“well when you just disappear in to thin air! Then yes you need to call me!” Mokuba exclaimed again. Seto looked down at Joey his right hand man literally.
“okay, okay I’ll be home right now, don’t get your panties in a bunch.”
“I DON’T WEAR PANTIES!!!!!!” Mokuba yelled, Seto pulled the phone away, said his good byes and hung up.
“are you that busy?” Joey asked hovering above Seto like a little fairy. (just attached to his arm.)
‘damn what am I going to do with him!?’ Kaiba then walked back into the shop.
“I have to leave now to Osaka, then after that I have other prior engagements I will be calling here later tonight to see what you have come up with as a resolve. Good day.” he said quickly putting on his business face. He left with the finesse and style of a king.
‘what’s going to happen now?’ Joey thought, he was genuinely concerned of the look the CEO had on his face.

After a short ride back to the Kaiba estate a young boy with dark grey eyes and pitch black hair, came running out to his older brother.
“Seto what to you so long? Where were-…what happened to your hand?”
“nothing I just…fractured a finger last night when I slammed the door on my hand.” he said calmly ruffling his little brothers hair. ‘wow he a good liar.’ Joey thought. A small smile on his face, He couldn’t help it when he saw Kaiba act this way toward his little brother.
“…Liar.”
Joey’s smile died at that tone the latter used.

“what no I really did- hey no! wait what are-!” Kaiba exclaimed as joey found large gray eyes staring at him.
“…Seto?”
“yes, Mokuba?”
“is it just me or is there a Joey Wheeler on your hand?”
“…yes there is a Joey Wheeler of my hand…or rather he is my hand…”

*thud*
“Mokuba?” said boy had actually fainted when Seto said yes to his first question…it just took him a minute to fall.

*in Mokuba’s room.*

“Mokuba wake up! Mokuba!?”

Mokuba woke to see his brother looking worriedly at him “Seto I had the weirdest dream that Joey was stuck to your hand.” He said then he took a look at his older brother’s hand it waved shyly at him with it’s own little hand.
‘Seto never does anything shyly…and his hand looks soooooooo much like Joey?’ that’s when he realize that it was Joey…and almost fainted again.
“SETO! WHY IS JOEY ON YOUR RIGHT HAND! Err-more like IS your right hand.” Mokuba said confused as one would be seeing his older brother with a small man (not to mention, a small man that said one older brother happens to be in love with…what does one do?).

“I know Mokuba just calm down…or try to breath evenly.” Kaiba said as soothingly as he could. Mokuba took a moment to take it all in, when his breathing regulated he looked up at his older brother.
“Seto- err Joey? How did this happen?” he asked the little blond.
“uh well I don’t really all I remember is walking home last night…”
“what wrong?” Mokuba asked.
“that’s all I remember is walking home, I don’t remember getting home or anything…”
“perhaps there’s an explanation?” Kaiba stated calmly, but Joey wasn’t as cool and collected as him.
‘why can’t I remember what happened to me!?’ he thought Joey was beginning to freak out on the inside.
Then his stomach growled, Kaiba looked at him eye brow raised… “Are you hungry?” he asked. The blond looked up sheepishly, “He he yeah I am. We didn’t eat breakfast and now it’s lunch time. He he.”

The rest of the hour was finding a place where the brothers and miniature blond could eat in privacy.
“so how does this work?” asked Mokuba eating his food, he was pointing to Joey who seemed to be having difficulty eating with such a large set of chopsticks trying to get a piece of yakisoba into his tiny mouth. “Joey are you sure you don’t need any help?” asked the elder Kaiba. “NO I-!” both of the brothers looked on as Joey was officially covered in noodles.
“Joey? Now are you sure you don’t need any help?” Kaiba asked lifting up some noodles with his chopsticks. Joey looked up from under the yakisoba. “he he I think I need a bath.” he said looking down at his yakisoba sauce covered body.
Kaiba’s face stilled the only movement was in in face as he was trying to battle with him self to stop his perverted thoughts. Who knew yakisoba could be erotic? Grabbing the napkin Kaiba got up and went to the bathroom. Looking around before entering he approached the sink, “here…wash your self off” he said pulling up his sleeve.
Joey then proceeded to remove his little bandage around him.
Leaning under the water he let the warm water rush over his small body.
Transfixed on the spot where Joey becomes part of his arm.
‘how strange….he just meshes into my arm…..he doesn’t even have an a**?’
Kaiba mentally smacked himself of the thoughts that proceeded after that comment.
Joey had turned to Kaiba watching him shake his head strangely.
“Uh, Kaiba? Are you okay?” he asked, Kaiba’s head stopped moving, and focused on Joey’s little body. “Yes.” he answered curtly, taking a towel he began to dry Joey off but the blond protested for him to stop. “AH! I can take care of myself! Stop!” grabbing the piece paper he rubbed it over his body.