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Okay, this is an ongoing debate between me and some certain friends I have. The question: Is Kichi a vampire?

Gosh. Now, let me verify this: I. AM. NOT. A. VAMPIRE! I will never believe I'm one either. These are just reasons as to why people may think I'm a vampire. They do have quite a point sometimes. xD This is why we all played vampires in 3rd grade. Why I hate my friends for making me out to be a vampire. Well, those few certain friends > .> Also, I'm quite amused by this, so I'd like to share it with you xD

Reasons~

1. You are so very pale!
Yes. Yes, I am. I have yet to see anyone paler than me. I'm so pale, I have no make-up that matches my skin tone; they're all too dark. I'm so pale that sunlight seems to brighten me up. I'm so pale that spray-tans make me look yellow. I think they make everyone look yellow, though... :C

2. The sun burns you up!
Don't even get me started on this one! xD It truly does. I cannot stay more than 10 minutes in the sun without getting horribly burned. My theory on this is I'm paler than Robert Pattinson in Twilight with his make-up on, so my skin simply burns easily. And the sun gets pissed off at the sight of me. Like how Shizuo gets at the sight of Izaya (Durarara!), only not as much. I actually have a bad burn right now, and it's killing me. D;

3. Those teeth sure look sharp....!
I see you have noticed... xD Yes, I have fangs. They look more like poodle fangs, though.... those evil things. D:< Anyway, they ARE pretty sharp, and I've been told they shine when I smile, though I think those people were just messing with me.

4. What do you mean, "you can tell the future"?!
Well.... not exactly. x3 I mean I can predict things quite accurately. When I predict something, usually about 65% of the time I'm right. Most of my predictions are vague, however, like "something bad's going to happen today" or "I'm going to see someone I know at the store". It still works. And it's not even widely known that vampires can tell the future, but in some cases (or in different books) it's said they can.

5. EH?! You are attracted to blood?!
Ugh, it's not that horrible! Maybe. o 3o Yep, that's right. I love the appearance, smell, and taste of blood. It's great. I used to cut myself or pick at my scabs just to get a taste of blood. I've never drunken any blood other than my own ( but I have been tempted before xD ), so don't freak out on me.

6. You're kidding..... a fear.... of pointed objects...?
I have a huge fear of pointed objects. Especially those sign posts on hiking trails. They are pure wood with a sharpened point, basically. For some reason they make my heart race. I feel like I'm in danger near them. But I think everyone does, really. All it takes is a little trip and WHAM!. Impalement.


That's about it, really. I hope I made you giggle a little bit, maybe. xD