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Fake Friends OR True Friends
Fake friends: Never ask for food.
True friends: Are all the reasons why you have no food.
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
True friends: Call your parents Dad and Mom.
Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you saying, "Damn... we messed up... but that s**t was fun!"
Fake friends: Have never seen you cry.
True friends: Cry with you.
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back.
True friends: Keep your s**t so long, they forget it's yours.
Fake friends: Know a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you WITH direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: Will leave you behind, if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kick the whole crowds' a** that left you.
Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.
Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "B***h drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste s**t."
Fake friends: Will talk s**t about the person who talks s**t about you.
True friends: Will knock the ******** s**t out of them.
Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this, just like I did.
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
 catgurl_45 · Mon May 24, 2010 @ 08:42pm · 0 Comments |
