Okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little
brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce ! Tomato ! Lettuce ! Tomato ! Lettuce ! Tomato ! She screams.Lettuce !
Tomato ! Whoa ! PULL IT OUT ! PULL IT OUT NOW ! I can't get pregnant !
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face !"
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