"laziness tends to induce heavy procrastination, which consequentially causes late nights"
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"I had a Twinkie for the first time in my life. My childhood has finally been developed."
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"Just peed in a bush. I am so badass."
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"Today, I believed in karma. The other day I laughed really hard when my dad stepped in my dog's poo. Today, I stepped in my dog's poo." -Woahitsandrew
"When I was 13, I had a mouth of braces. There was all kinds of food stuck in my teeth. I couldn't get them out because they were stuck in the spaces!" -Nigahiga
"www polka-dot thieu nhi ga polka-dot com" -Mom
"Use the back of the paper!" -Kayla R.
"NO! I'm just gonna recycle it (homework) when he (Mr. Spate) gives it back." -Jaelyn
"I'd rather be weird and happy than normal and miserable." -Marisa from Waiting for You
"Capiche?"
-Ms. Plunkett
"So much love."
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"Was there any doubt?" -Mr. Spate
"Are you high?!" (Domb, Garcia, and Dillard were throwing a bottle of pink lemonade around the classroom)
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"And a kid said, 'She is like, as old as my mom.' and I was like, 'i hate you....and you fail." (her b-day)
-Mrs. May
"Bangkok, Thailand! hahahah" -Geography class
"OH! hahahahahah.." - Zach Loveless
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"OHHHH!" -Kimberly and Meredith
"Ayyyy yaiii fortune cookie" -Kaitlyn
"SHHHH. Theresa is right there." -Diana
**BEEP*
"Watchu wachin?" -Mr. Smith
"Chicken Robot." -Hunter
"Look at Domb's hair. He looks like a black Einstein." -Garcia
"hahahha...." -Mrs. May
"ok, you asked me to a bar. To eat chicken wings with you. I think that makes us pretty close." -Jackson to Mr. Smith ('best friends...')
Cornelius Fudge: Come now Harry, the Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.
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Professor Trelawney: Your aura is pulsing! Are you in the beyond? I think you are!
Ron: Sure...
Professor Trelawney: Look at the cup, tell me what you see!
Ron: Oh yeah... well, Harry's got a sort of wonky cross... that's trials and suffering. And, uh, that there could be the sun, and that's happiness, so... you're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it...
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Ron: Let me get this strait. Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban to come after you?
Harry: Yeah.
Hermione: But they'll catch Black, won't they? I mean, everyone's looking for him.
Ron: Sure. Except no one's ever broken out of Azkaban before, and he's a murderous raving lunatic.
Harry: Thanks, Ron.
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Ron: [looking at Lupin who has just turned into a werewolf] Nice doggie... nice doggie...
-The Prisoner of Azkaban
*song playing (Hey, "shake that a**" wink
o-o
"What kind of song is this?" *changes the song - Paul
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"Chi, how do u say 'sausage'? sau-sage... sau-s**t..."-Paul
"hahahha. u said 'sau s**t' -Me
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"Hey look! It's a gun, and whatever this is." -Pirate Paul
"It's a hook.." -Me
"oh yeah. To go fishing!" - Paul
"wanna go to the pool, paul?" -val's cousin
"pool paul. heheheheh" - Matthew
"She's going to be like one of those kids that are like , 'MOMMY! buy me this skirt!'" -Me
"oh yeah." - fat boys (Alice in Wonderland)
"Wait, is head the side with the head?" - Emily Love (We were flipping coins in math)
"No, it's the side with the tail." -Hunter
"That sounded like something Kassidy would say." - Mr. Smith
"hahah..I'm not that stupid." - Kassidy
"You paper monster!" - Alayna (World History)
"OhMyGosh! it's already cut up." - Jackson
*video showed this mexican guy staring at a girl while she walks/talks to her teacher. he say something in spanish
"What do you think he said?" - Mrs. Lawson (Spanish)
"I like the way she walks." - Scotty
Mosque debate in World History
"There's like 3 churches across from each other on 92. That's closer that the distance from my house to my grandma's house, and she lives in my neighborhood!" - Jackson
"How can there be 3 churches across from each other when there's only 2 streets?" - Ian
"Why was The Golden One giving Equality some water(from her hands) so important?" - Mrs. Nayman
"Because she liked the way he drank the water." -Trip
"Why are they singing about turtles?" -Vy (We were listening to 'All the way Turned up', and she heard "All the way turrrttllllee" wink
"I Do love Twinkies....but, I don't like eating them." - Justin (toastymedia)
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