MO: So whats your lead pokemon?
Sam: Um bulbasaur.
MO ....D: Huh..? For gold?? dont you mean chickorita?
Sam: No. I have quilava but I mainly use jolteon and bulbasaur.
MO:WHERE DID YOU GET A BULBASAUR?
Sam: Jesus gave it to me. He said "sam you need a cool grass type pokemon. Im going to give you a bulbasaur and a jolteon since everyone has a pikachu. And I want you to be the best pokemon trainer in the world"
MO: ...WHAATTTTT? D:< BUT... YOURE ATHIEST! D: You shouldnt be... We should go to church and learn of christ.
"Sam: "May I correct my self. Jebus. He flew down from the sky , holy quire and all. He asked to see my pokemon, So I oblidged and gave him my DSI. He said" with such trust you have in me. For this you must receive a gift." Then he gave me bulbasaur and jolteon." I said "Jebus I dont need these pokemon, you can keep them."And with that he also gave me a jirachi and manaphy. I said "jebus, you will always be in my pokemons hearts"with that jebus flew up to the sky with his rock n roll train, it spiraled up epicly and manificantly leaving a sparkling trail of four leaf clovers and skittles. For this I was thankful. And from now I will officially celebrate that day as jebusmonday. For will jebus and I be pokemon friends forever. And every now and then I still see four leaf clovers and skittles fall from the sky with twinkling train cloud. May the rock be with you jebus and the roll be strong.
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