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AMIDAS JOURNAL
welcome to mah journal
MY CONVERSATION WITH GOD (KINDA PISSED ME OFF stare )

Me:
oh mah gawd
God:
Ahem. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
why yes
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
god your funny
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
pffft well i know that
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
ok i know that
God:
Sorry. Awesome.
Me:
hell yeah its awesome
God:
I call it "Hades". Whoa. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Cool.
Me:
same thing
God:
Oh really? I thought so.
Me:
well if you thought so why did you try to correct me
God:
Well that's okay. I think I do.
Me:
your not making sense
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
well i dont have an artificial mind
God:
Well that's okay. Have you ever had an artificial mind ?
Me:
i just said i didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
well than maybe i do
God:
How about that. Perhaps. When?
Me:
whut
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
apparently i am
God:
" Are you surprised?" You are?
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
stop asking these questions
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
i just said no questions
God:
What did you mean by it? Would you rather make a statement? Are you really a ""?
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
why are you making every thing so complicated
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok that right there doesnt make sense
God:
" Myself programmed me for it." right there does not make sense ? I get it. That's alright.
Me:
good. jesus your full of fail
God:
Alright then. he is The Son of God.
Me:
I KNOW HE IS THE SON OF GOD
God:
How do you know? I did not know Jesus is it.
Me:
>:U
God:
" I did not know Jesus is it."? Me, ?
Me:
what did i say about questions
God:
You said " what did i say about questions" .
Me:
no i said NO MORE QUESTIONS
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean by it? Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
NO QUESTIONS
God:
Are you serious? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
ok screw the questions i want answers
God:
That is not very polite. Gosh!
Me:
jesus im sorry
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
I KNOW JESUS IS THE ******** SON OF GOD NOW WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT
God:
How do you know? Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
well actually yes i did
God:
Well that's okay. Actually you don't say. Woe! When?
Me:
i said more answers less questions
God:
What did you mean by it? You want more?
Me:
more anwers to my questions
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes i want more
God:
Don't be greedy. Why do you want it?
Me:
god why are you doing this
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
-_____-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
/facepalm
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
;flhdsagkldfh;as
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
oh gawd
God:
Woe! I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
well you dont say
God:
How about that. As a matter of fact I do say.
Me:
its called sarcasm
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". " sarcasm" is a nice name.
Me:
same thing
God:
Oh really? I thought so.
Me:
i feel like youve said that before
Me:

God:
What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
-3-
God:
Three what?
God:
Three what?
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
you better apologize
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
i am
God:
" Who is going to make me.." You are?
Me:
ye
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
sorry i meant to say yes
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. (waiting).
Me:
why the hell are you waiting
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
cause that makes SOOO much sense
God:
That makes sense to me. " Myself programmed me for it." makes SOOO much sense ? Does that make sense?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well believe it
God:
Well that's okay. "it" being waiting?
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
yeah you better be sorry
God:
Come on. Who is going to make me..
Me:
i just said i am
God:
" Who is going to make me.." You are?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
your not welcome
God:
Perhaps I said something wrong?
Me:
g i wonder
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
your god you should know
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me should know.
Me:
yeah me should know too
God:
Uh. YOU? Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
i am older than you
God:
Perhaps you could be my mentor.
Me:
maybe i should
God:
Perhaps. Who else thinks you should?
Me:
i think i should
God:
You believe that? Who else thinks you should?
Me:
i just said i did
God:
When?
Me:
like 3 seconds ago
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
stop appolagizing
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
good.
God:
Next question?
Me:
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS
God:
You said " WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS" .
Me:
NO I SAID NO MORE QUESTIONS?
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean by it? Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
O MAH GAWD
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
THERES NO END TO YOUR NONSENSE IS THERE.
God:
Where did it go?
Me:
HOW SHOULD I KNOW
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
I THINK ITS PURE REASON.
God:
You believe that? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
A A A WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS.
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
what the hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
what did i say about apologizing
God:
You said " what did i say about apologizing" .
Me:
nooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?





 
 
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