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Thirty Things I Learned From Watching Hetalia.


One, Germany has horrible sausages.

Two, Italy IS shaped like a boot.

Three, Japan is the quiet one.

Four, nobody knows who Canada is.

Five, Italy is a tomato box fairy.

Six, America is the hero. Always.

Seven, England is a horrible drunk.

Eight, you WILL become one with Motherland Russia.

Nine, Switzerland is badass.

Ten, child yaoi is cute.

Eleven, China is a pokemon.

Twelve, Germany has a porn stash.

Thirteen, the countries of the world are all bishies.

Fourteen, there are very few female countries.

Fifteen, we were all lied to. We pledge our allegiance to the flag and Alfred.

Sixteen, South Korea likes to grope people.

Seventeen, fairies can make England look like he's thinking perverted thoughts.

Eighteen, Rome is a good singer.

Nineteen, world peace can be brought by Finland.

Twenty, Sealand IS a country.

Twenty-one, Swiss and Lichtenstein will be siblings, even if you make Lissy a guy, change their names and looks, and teach them alchemy.

Twenty-two, Belarus is a scary rapist.

Twenty-three, boobs can make sound affects if big enough.

Twenty-four, everyone wants to rape Seychelles.

Twenty-five, Russia has scary campfire songs.

Twenty-six, England looks like a caterpillar with long hair.

Twenty-seven, France likes to go nude.

Twenty-eight, don't get your hair stuck with your brother's.

Twenty-nine, awkward phone calls are fun.

Thirty, Germany is scary.





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