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I laughed so hard :]
How to survive a nuclear attack

The U.S. government has a new website, Ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations:

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If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

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If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

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Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

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If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

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If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

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Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f**k away.

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Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

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After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

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If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.



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There were a few more but I didnt copy them all, Great huh? Lol






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commentCommented on: Mon Mar 15, 2010 @ 06:16pm
You are my new hero. Hilarious.


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