Because my brain's turning to mush...
- Write the names of 11 characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:
1. Minato Namikaze
2. Naruto Uzumaki
3. Kakashi Hatake
4. Obito Uchiha
5. Rin
6. Jiraiya
7. Kushina Uzumaki
8. Hinata Hyuuga
9. Tobi
10. Tobirama Senju
11. Hashirama Senju
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Jiraiya/Hashirama
Thankfully no, as I'm not sure how the chronology could work out... o_o
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Obito Uchiha
Oh yeah. Hot like a Goukakyuu, yet funny and clumsy at the same time. Haha...
3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?
Hashirama/Hinata
Mokuton crossed with Byakugan? Major hax! Since that would probably cause time/space to collapse on itself, though, I doubt we'd ever see that baby.
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Tobi
Haha, yeah. Other than the basic "Tobi is Obito" fics (of which I've yet to find a really satisfying one), there was that memorable crack!fic where Tobi handed out Valentine's day gifts to the Akatsuki. Ahhh, funny stuff... X)
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Naruto/Jiraiya
Ew. A couple? No. Although, there's plenty of room for a father/son type of relation.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Rin/Tobi or Rin/Tobirama
Haha, funny how it ended up picking similar names.
Rin/Tobi, definitely. Especially is Tobi's not Madara, hehe. > wink
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation?
Kushina walks in on Minato and Naruto
Non-kinky situation: "Boys... they wouldn't know their heads from their feet if women weren't around."
Kinky situation: *epic nosebleed*
8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Kakashi/Tobirama
"The Hatake had always been a prominent clan in Konoha, but what sacrifices had they had to make to earn that lofty position?" This could make a really good AR, actually.
9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Minato/Hinata
Minato wouldn't steal his son's girl. However, I do see lots of friendship potential. =)
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kushina/Tobirama
Lost at Sea
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Minato/Obito
*laughs* I've been fantasizing about that lately. I'd go for a "world is shot to hell" scenario, where Minato lost everything and clings in a semi-disturbing way to Obito's cheerfulness to keep himself sane. Obito, on the other hand, because of his admiration for the man, can't bring himself to just abandon him, so he plays along, while pining for his distant love, Rin.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?
Kakashi Hatake
I know very few people who are into Naruto, and most of them don't care about fanfiction. I'd have to say no to this one.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Hashirama Senju
See above answer. Although, it's extremely unlikely that, even if they cared about fanfics and such, they'd focus on Hashirama of all people.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Naruto/Obito/Rin
No, but if they did, I'd read it!
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Tobirama Senju
I really don't want to know... X)
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hinata Hyuuga
I despise songfics. -_-
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?
Minato/Jiraiya/Tobirama
SEX WITH FOETUS! Lol...
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Tobirama on Naruto
"Ever seen a Suiton work a maelstrom?" *shot*
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Hashirama describing Naruto/Hinata
Well... since Hashirama has no idea who Naruto or Hinata are, I'll just implant my thoughts on him. "Yes!"
20. How emo is Seven?
Kushina Uzumaki
Kushina eats emos for breakfast and takes great delight in making their mushy little bones crunch. B]
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