Dear Mark as unsafe,
When I think of you, I get horses in my liver. Though it makes me feel bumpy, it's also exciting. Whenever we hit together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are wishing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously smooth and hot with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a slide of the eye color? I hope we can keep rubbing together for 42 years.
love yours,
ChiMeister
HOLY CRAP I DID NOT MEAN IT TO SOUND LIKE THAT.
LMAO!
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My beloved ChiMeister,
You and I are just two big red people trying to make it in this cute world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of child pornography in the past, and I know you've dabbled in cream, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our translucent love. Without you, I'm nothing but a glass liger.
Yours quickly,
WubbaGiiggles
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ChiMeister ,
You know how the song goes: "******** men say only holes rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your screw-a-licious embrace. Now I know how Harry Potter felt when the beds first parted to reveal Ziggy Stardust silhouetted against a awesome sky. It was excited at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, thrusting honestly until you get here.
Yours truly,
Vertigo_Kiwi
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ChiMeister,
You know how the song goes: "ridiculous men say only trees rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your lonely embrace. Now I know how Mario felt when the sticks first parted to reveal Peter Griffin silhouetted against a hard sky. It was embarassed at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, eating how until you get here.
Yours truly,
Loud Vic
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Dear KlRLlA,
I believe it was ray charles who once sang, "Oh, my cat, my flower, I've hungered for your barrel a long, fuzzy time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, beasty boys, who said "smoothing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing fish like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
ChiMeister
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Dearest -Neon Starbeam-,
I cannot begin to describe how willingly my colon burns for you. As I write this, I'm rubbing in my rock, unable to contain my playing desire. Please, accept my rugged embrace and know that you're truly the grape of my eye.
I yearn for you softly,
ChiMeister
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Dear ChiMeister,
How I long to hear your p***s song again. What was it called? Ah yes, p***s. How your p***s voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded p***s. Such p***s! Let us join together and p***s in unison, your p***s song carrying our hearts to my d**k heights.
With love,
-Neon Starbeam-
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Dear ChiMeister,
When I think of you, I get Narwhals in my gall bladder. Though it makes me feel spicy, it's also exciting. Whenever we dance together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are munching at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously boiling and pudgy with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a pull of the mustache? I hope we can keep separating together for 9000 years.
mysteriously yours,
Love and Caring
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My beloved ChiMeister ,
You and I are just two pretty people trying to make it in this yummy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of kiling man with pink sock in the past, and I know you've dabbled in anger, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our young love. Without you, I'm nothing but a fearless tiranossaur.
Yours just,
Mini Desu
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Dear ChiMeister,
When I think of you, I get giraffes in my kidney. Though it makes me feel helpless, it's also exciting. Whenever we tied together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are sinning at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously agressive and obnoxious with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a hump of the Lip? I hope we can keep thrusting together for 13 years.
selfishly yours,
Roar-Gasm
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When I think of you, I get fish in my lower intestines. Though it makes me feel furry, it's also exciting. Whenever we push together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are watching at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously dry and flat with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a hold of the nose? I hope we can keep flipping together for seventeen years
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Dearest ChiMeister,
I cannot begin to describe how Forked my Fork burns for you. As I write this, I'm Forking in my Dinner Fork, unable to contain my Forking desire. Please, accept my Fork embrace and know that you're truly the Forkapple of my eye.
I yearn for you Antiquing,
GCD Troll
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Dear -Extra Terresticals-,
When I think of you, I get man eating flower in my thrubbing brain. Though it makes me feel bumpy, it's also exciting. Whenever we hanky pank together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are singing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously chewy and sticky with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a swim of the skin tone? I hope we can keep dancing in flower fields together for 42 years.
willingly yours,
ChiMeister
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