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Well this one is kinda embarrassing razz
So I'm walking, all stealth like. My back up against the wall as I move cautiously close to my unsuspecting victim. He stands guard in the middle of the night. Staring into the darkness unaware of my presence I move in for the kill when I step on a twig making a crunching noise. I froze in place knowing I had given my position away to the enemy. The guard immediately turns and I make a run towards him when I tripped and stretched my arm out. Upon opening my eyes I realized I had not fully landed on the floor I had grabbed on to something as I fell on my knees. I look up to see what I was holding on to, following my arm I realized I had grabbed onto the guys um...thing. The guy stood in place frozen when my hand had um...squeezed it involuntarily. Being so embarrassed I stumbled to my feet and apologized and then I woke up xp