Gument?
Gu·ment [gǔ'-mĕnt]
What it means: Have you ever heard someone say the phrase 'It's priceless'? When I was younger, I used to think this meant it wasn't worth anything, which of course made perfect sense to me, but wasn't exactly right. Indeed, 'priceless' is used to describe something of such great value that it is beyond a price.
Well, for Gument?, this is also true. The only difference is that it is not priceless, but meaningless, in that it is not WITHOUT meaning, so much as BEYOND meaning. It is of such amazing meaning, that it has none. ^^ Besides, giving it a meaning would totally defeat the purpose!
How to use it: Gument? should always be capitalized, no matter where in the sentence it appears, kinda like a proper noun. It should also always be in question form, with a question mark (?) written directly after it, again no matter where in the sentence it appears, nor what kind of sentence it is, question or no. The only time it should be written with anything other than a question mark (?) after it is when it is an answer to itself, during which it should be followed by a period (.) or exclamation mark (!).
EX: "Gument?"
"Gument."
EX: "Gument?"
"Gument!"
Often times, this word is used as a greeting of sorts, kind of like "How are you?", only meaningless (beYOND, not beLOW), or one of those random things you say to end the silence at the lunch table, or as an icebreaker when meeting a new person. No matter what it is used for, however, the only proper response is itself, using either a period or exclamation point.
Our mission: After all of that, our mission is simple. We want to spread this nonsensical word around on the internet and in real life to the best of our ability. If you wish to join, do not try to promote it, but instead, by joining, you vow to use it as much as possible (where appropriate) both online and off, to spread it worldwide. Should someone ask, explain it, or send them a link to this page. As I said, don't promote it. We don't want you randomly posting on your friends' profiles with a link to the page. Only explain if asked! Don't preach it, use it! ^^ Get the idea? (Though subtle advertising, such as a random Gument? in your siggy linking to this page with no other explanation unless asked, is fine.^^)
So.....keeping all that in mind,
Gument?
