I find the phrase, my fine feathered friend to be slighty weird, i mean what does it even mean? fine feathered friend? who was the first person to say that anyway, and did they have some sort of feather encrusted friend...well I have seen stranger things, like that tree guy with all of the bark on him...man if i was him i would be so punny, i would be all like, hey you kids, LEAF me alone, and if a man flirted with me id say and i was straight and all id say, your barken up the wrong tree dude...oh theres so many....whats an innuendo anyway?