· You call your best friend "Danna"(I do.)
· You claim your puppets are "dangerous"
· You put contacts in your eyes and shout"sharingan" or "byakugan"
· If you own nailpolish and you are a guy(EMO!!!)
· You've killed your whole family except yourself and your gay and emo brother just to see if you could
· Your brother (who is gay + emo) is trying to kill you, but is currently failing (OMG, emo runs in the family)
· You refer to your best friend as your partner
· You look like the opposite gender than you really are and you constantly get hit on by both genders
· You are a plant
· You look like a shark
· Your name means weasel(I'm in love with a weasel!!)
· You count your money 20 + times a day(I ain't got no money)
· You carry around a giant sythe(I wish)
· You have wrinkles at the age of like 13(This just in: emos get wrinkles at a young age. Get to a mirror quick!!)
· You are bossed around by a psycho puppet(In my brain I am)
· You refer to yourself in third person(Frerard, Ryden, and Petrick doesn't do that does she?)
· You think you are a good boy/girl(But I AM a good girl!)
· People refer to you as the leader
· You have an unnatural obsession with your younger brother
· You think art is a "Bang"(You know Deidara bang can be a verb too;D)
· You only have one eye, but 4 mouths(I still love him!!)
· You are a high ranked criminal who can freely walk in and out of your home town without getting caught
· You are a woman whose only friends are a group of (male) high ranked criminals(That would be cool!!)
· You have oddly colored hair: Navy blue, gurgundy red, pumpkin orange, turquoise blue
· You are a guy with a girl's name(lol, poor Deidei)
· You eventually get killed by your grandmother(God, I hope not)
· You eat all day then roll into a ball and run people down(I'm not that fat!)
· You stick your hand into an electric box and scream chidori as you pass out(yay!)
· You stare at the clouds all day and think everything is either "troublesome" or a "drag"
· You are the most popular person in school and pay no attention to the many people competing for your love/attention(I wish!)
· You want to revive your clan but ignore then abandon the one person everyone thinks is perfect for you
· You get tattooed to look like one of the characters(whiskers-Naruto, scars-Kakuzu, gills-Kisame, joints-Sasori, wrinkles-Itachi, mouths on your hands-Deidara)
· You wish a Naruto character was your brother/sister(dude how awesome would it be to have Kisame or Kakuzu for a brother?)
· You find Kisame, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Choji, Rock Lee, Gai etc. attractive(Kakuzu, Choji, and Lee)
· You are sad that Sasuke went to Michael Jackso... I mean Orochimaru.(No I don't)
· You think that Orochimaru is cute(Ewww)
· You want to kill anyone who calls Deidara a girl but you love the idea of him being gay with Sasori, Hidan, Itachi, etc.(SasoDei 4 ever! Woot!)
· Your dream is to kiss Hidan's disembodied head(How awesome would that be!?!You could take your boyfriend to school with you in your backpack!!)
· You think Hidan's constant cursing and ranting is charming(Heck yeah!!)
· You are in love with a character yet you are a fan of yaoi or yuri(yaoi rocks)
· You claim one of the characters as your own(Mine include biggrin eidara[he's a bang!], Sasori[my love puppet], Hidan[he has a scythe], Kakuzu[he's rich!!] Orochimaru[I like snakes ok?], Kabuto[kinda cute right?], and Tobi[He's a good boy!]
· You live in a fantasy world where you live with certain characters(I live with the akatsuki)
· You draw pictures of yourself and your favorite character
· You are reading this and going"Wow, so I'm not the only one!"
· You write fan fics in school(first half in music second half in science)
· You hope that someday you will wake up to find your favorite Naruto character standing over you saying"Wanna be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"(Deidara, Sasori!! Wait for me I love you!!)
· You have dreams about Naruto characters(I am the proud mother of Deidara's son!!)
· You read Naruto fan fiction
· You dress as a Naruto character for Halloween(Screw Halloween, I want to dye my hair silver and get pink contacts!! Hidan rocks!!)
I spelled Halloween that way on purpose. It matches Frank Iero from MCR(My Chemical Romance)'s tattoo. !
ll Lady Arsenic ll Community Member 
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