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Forever in an eternity I have wondered endlessly, where paradise is. The answer hit me, quite literally actually.

I was walking down the street one day, on a cold snowy day. Everything was right about the world and I enjoyed it. Then, I turned my head for a few seconds while still walking and instantly one of my friends kicked me as hard as he could right in my nuts. As you men could imagine, it was very painful. I vaguely remember crying like a girl and vomiting my previous meal, made of chewed/digested steak, green beans, and mashed potatoes dashed with a small shot of Vodka. Then, as I was lying on the snow, freezing my purple testacles off and vomiting a delicious meal that tasted as good as it did coming up as it did going down (XD), I came to a revelation; I had left the kitchen sink on.