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Letters from the Battlefront
MADLIBS * o *
Two Kittens, both alike in dignity,
In fair McDonalds, where we lay our scene,
From ancient printer break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross`d heretics take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their cocaine bury their parents` strife.
The fearful passage of their misleading love,
And the continuance of their parents` rage,
Which, but their children`s end, nought could dance,
Is now the 1496 hours` traffic of our stage;
The which if you with deadly cankle attend,
What here shall flail, our toil shall strive to mend.


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Look at this t-virus, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the zombie
The zombie who has everything?

Look at this g-virus, treasures untold
How many wonders can one licker hold?
dying around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got plagas and tyrants a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You nom thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 42
But who cares? No morbid deal. I kill more

I wanna be where the Ashfords are
I wanna see, wanna see `em cross-dressing
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

shooting your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for running, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? Wesker
Up where bullets spray
Up where bullets run
Up where bullets stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that ammo

What would I give if I could live
Outta these typewriters?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on Racoon City they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their bees
Bright young women, sick of being traitors
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the shotguns know
Ask `em green questions and get some answers
What`s a portrait, and why does it
What`s the word? explode

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I fly?
fly to explore that laboratory up above
Out of deadly cerberus, wish Joseph could be
part of that mansion


Wulfieh
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  • User Comments: [2]
    Diva of Despair
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    Fri Jan 22, 2010 @ 06:50pm


    Oh Wulfieh,how you never fail to make me lol. This kinda makes me want to do one of my own.


    Wulfieh
    Community Member





    Sun Jan 24, 2010 @ 09:34am


    omfg do itttt <3


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