so a priest randomly goes up to this couple and starts asks them if they want to answer a few questions and they say yes. so he first asks who is our almighty god? so the wife picks up a stick and pokes him hard and the husband says"oh god!!!" and the priest say "correct" so then he asks "who is our grand savior from our deadly sins? so she pokes him again and he says"jesus christ" and priest says "right." then the priest ask "what did eve say to adam after having all of their children" and the husband says "if you stick that inside of me one more time i am going to break it off"
lmao this just brightened my day
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