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Part 1 The Battle of the Big Fat Lard Man


I was about to climb in my starfighter. Then I thought,"I don't know if I'll see my wife and kids again", then I remebered... I don't have a wife and kids. I jumped in my starfighter and blasted off. My mission was to destroy the big, fat, retarded, POOP STAR.
I had broken the POOP STAR'S shield and was going in between its cracks. When... A BIG FAT LARD MAN CAME OUT OF NO WHERE!!!!!!!! I turned right to evoid it. I then turned left to avoid it. But I crashed into the POOP STAR.
I restarted back at base and came up to him... again. I shot everywhere at him but he would just deflect it, whack me into the POOP STAR, and I would restart.After millions and millions of restarts, I found his weak spot.... it was.... in his butcrack? Oooookaay? Well if thats where it is then thats where it is.
I flew my ship into his...uranus...did you know uranus has a ring...and was in it. I was at... well, actually I didn't know where I was. Anyways, I was flying around, starving, thirsty, and very poopy feeling. I didn't know if I would ever see my wife and kids-oh yah, thats right. Well, I guess I'm just gonna fly around forever.
Wait... what was this feeling it was like... a very strange feeling. Like I was being pulled.I wondered, will I ever get out of this place...
To Be Continued