RAWRGASMS!
I will eat your first born child.
Why?
Because I'm bored.
Hahahahahahahaha.
~.^
I will eat your first born child.
Why?
Because I'm bored.
Hahahahahahahaha.
~.^
Dear Diary...
Today at my hot dog stand, lots of fat people arrived. I was amazed by how morbidly obese the were. Sure, there's a time where you can call yourself cuddly, but seriously, this was disturbing.
One fat man came up to me and asked for three and three quarters of a hot dog. When I asked him why the exact amount, he replied, "I'm on a diet."
Wow.
I gave him his order and decided not to ask anything more.
Then when the people found out I didn't have any mustard, they went berserk. They formed an angry mob... I was afraid I would get sat on. So I ran and had to hide in a porter potty to escape the mass amounts of the peoples' flub.
Until one of the dudes had to use the bathroom.
I may now rest in peace.
-That hot dog stand guy
Today at my hot dog stand, lots of fat people arrived. I was amazed by how morbidly obese the were. Sure, there's a time where you can call yourself cuddly, but seriously, this was disturbing.
One fat man came up to me and asked for three and three quarters of a hot dog. When I asked him why the exact amount, he replied, "I'm on a diet."
Wow.
I gave him his order and decided not to ask anything more.
Then when the people found out I didn't have any mustard, they went berserk. They formed an angry mob... I was afraid I would get sat on. So I ran and had to hide in a porter potty to escape the mass amounts of the peoples' flub.
Until one of the dudes had to use the bathroom.
I may now rest in peace.
-That hot dog stand guy
Okay...
I don't know what that was about. But... yeah.
Tootaloo!
I don't know what that was about. But... yeah.
Tootaloo!
