- Oh god.
My friends are bastards.
Especially at lunch today.
So I get up to put my tray in the trash, look back at my seat to see another tray.
I get up and throw it away.
I go back to see another.
Then another.
Then some food.
Then some more s**t.
And they're laughing.
And I'm like, "JUST BECAUSE I'M ASIAN DOES NOT MEAN I'M A MAID gonk "
And Meghan starts cracking maid jokes.
The end.
Wait.
No.
I lied.
I got seven seal-ins today at the dentist.
My mouth hurts like hell.
And I'm hungry.
FML.
