Anyway...I was writing a fan fic to practice my lame skills at writing and I figured it was decent enough to post, at least, here. So here ya go! Btw, Edo is 18 in this X3
Part One
Roy was busy doing 'paperwork' when he heard a familiar slam of the door. He looked up at the doors, and stared at the sight in pure amusement. Roy tried not to burst out laughing, but was not succeeding very well. At the door way stood a blond with long silky hair running down the back and shoulders of the person. The blond wore an Amestris uniform with a short skirt and knee high boots. The boots were blue, had a heel lift, and three straps on vamp*. The skirt was a ruffle skirt and was lined with white at the rim, with a zipper on the side. On the blonds head was a blue head band that matched the outfit. Roy was laughing his a** off, but the figure at the door did not look to happy about it.
"ED?!" he managed to get out.
Ed's fairly tan face turned as red as a ripe tomato as he walked over to the colonel's desk.
"What are you wearing?!" Roy asked, trying to control himself.
Ed didn't look at Roy, but look at the door as if he were about to run for it.
"I lost a bet...to Hawkeye..."
Roy was holding back an enormous amount of laughter when he asked, "what was the bet?"
Ed slowly looked at Roy and mumbled something quickly and quietly.
"What was that?" He asked, with a raised eyebrow.
Ed mumbled something again, but this time a bit louder.
"English?"
"Who would be the best...kisser." Ed said quietly but loud enough for Roy to hear.
Roy grinned and leaned back in his chair. "So what? Did you kiss each other?"
Ed narrowed his eyes and glared at Roy.
"No, we didn’t. We got cherry stems, and she beat me by thirty seconds." Ed answered with an annoyed tone in his voice. He turned around to leave when he saw a white flash of a camera. Ed's eyes widened and his face turned an almost impossible shade of red. The blond pulled down the mini skirt in an attempt to make it longer, but was miserably failing. Peeking out from behind the door was a laughing havoc and Breda with a camera. Roy, with an amused look in his eyes, yelled, "Run! Don't let Fullmetal get the camera! Oh, and make copies!"
"Gotcha boss!"
Havoc and Breda, still laughing like maniacs, ran as fast as they possibly could to the copy machine down stairs. Edward bolted after the laughing pair.
"Oh, come on Ed! we just want to make a couple hundred copies of you in a skirt!” Havoc yelled over his shoulder.
"When I get ahold of you guys, you dead!"
There was a sound behind Havoc and Breda that sounded an awful like a clap of the hands. Havoc went wide eyed. This was bad.
"Shi--"
Breda looked to his right to see a transmututed hand moving towards him rapidly. The hand seemed to be made out of the once nicly designed wall. In five seconds flat, Havoc and bread were pinned against the wall by two giant hand. Ed stood there hands on his hips motioning them to give him the camera.
"Hand it over." The blond man ordered.
Havoc looked over at Breda, who was smirking, then looked back at Edward. "Dont have it." Breda shrugged. Coming down the hall was a very satisfied looking Haweye waving papers in her hand.
Well...yeah. I pressed the enter button...A LOT. anyway, if you would like me to write more please comment D:
no ones going to read this anyway..*sigh* well lets just see and wait...
