Pick the month you were born in:
1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I killed
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I licked
6 - I Banged
7 - I stabbed
8 - I smoked with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ate
12- I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - a bowl of cereal
02 - Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a Jew
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - a toothbrush
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a Jew
12 - Santa Claus
13 - Spongebob
14 - a whore
15 - a Trojan man
16 - a jellybean
17 - Barney the dinosaur
18 - a sexy girl
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - my crush
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
White - because im sexy as hell
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because im lost with out doing it
Red - Becase the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs
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