Dear Journal,
OMFG! Summer is almost over and school is almost here. I will be going to high school and its going to get a lot harder. I have mostly college prep classes and I looked at my scheduel, I don't even know what classes I have. Its so confusing. I just know that I'm going to get lost and be late for my classes for the whole school year. But thats not the worse part. My summer reading book I'm doing is harder then I thought it would be. I mean, I have four books to the series and it says describe the setting....... Which book should I describe, the first, second, third, or fourth? OMG, don't get me started on the characters. I have so many that are important, I might have to use three paragraphs or more to describe them! Ugh! And then it tells me to write a passage that best "spoke" to you...... AGAIN! Which book!? It's so annoying, and I don't have time to read another book, I have to stick to the one I have, school is in four weeks and it takes me forever to read a book, unless its a really good book. But still, it took me forever to read all four books, It took me from christmas till April, two months before school ended.
Then I started another book that I was going to write about, then I got to the PG 13 part, then I said, this won't get me a good grade. The book went into TOO MUCH detail. WAY to much! It literally described what the character was feeling at the time...... If your a perve, read Supersticious by R.L. Stine, when you get a girl to come in your room, open the book, there you go, have fun.
And R.L. Stine, he is a scary story writer for younger adults, not for masterbating losers! I was like WTF was this guy doing it with a girl as he wrote this, or was he becoming a player and everytime he did a girl, he described it by writing in the book! Once you read one part in like the fourth page of the book, you know its going to be a very graphic novel. When I read the one part, my jaw dropped and I blinked so fast, I thought my eye lids would have a seizure. And it was in the middle of Silent Reading Time in Language Arts Class. It was dead quiet and all the sudden you hear me go....... WHAT THE HELL! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CHILDS BOOK, NOT A PORNO. And of course all the perverted kidfs run over and grab the book and start reading the page.......
And the graphic parts, when the people get murdered, its in so much detail, I see it in my head and have nightmares about it! Seriously, did the guy like watch his best friend murder his wife and have a pen and paper and wrote down every single thing that happened and was like omg this is perfect for my next book. And after his friend murdered his wife he shook his hand and was like, thanks bud, you are like a genius, this will be perfect for my novel with the ******** porno! And then R.L. runs home and starts typing up every single thing that he saw......
stare
But otherwise, the book was amazing, even though it was a ******** helping guide to porno directors and serial killers.......
Anyway, so school is coming soon, and I can't wait........
YA RIGHT!
View User's Journal
Love is what matters