Defective Toshiba Laptop
Perforated Hernia
Defective Toshiba Laptop
I've seen people whose avatars have nothing but underwear on that look better than yours! mad
Oh, but I can do much MUCH better, my good sir! mad
I feel that it is my duty to take a strong position on Perforated Hernia's Avatar's subliminal psywar campaigns, which, after all, write off whole sections of society. The rest of this letter is focused exclusively on Perforated Hernia's Avatar, not because I harbor any ill-will towards him but because if you've read any of the unsophisticated slop that he has concocted, you'll obviously recall his description of his plan to submerge us in a sea of scapegoatism. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that if we are to offer a framework for discussion so that we can more quickly reach a consensus, then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology, not by the acrimonious and mudslinging ideologies that Perforated Hernia's Avatar promotes. While he insists that big emotions come from big words, reality dictates otherwise. Actually, if you want a real dose of reality, look at how Perforated Hernia's Avatar's obdurate game of chess—the hopeless chess of solecism—has continued for far too long. It's time to checkmate this foul-mouthed, high-handed reaver and show him that when he says that a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance, in his mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like he believes he has said something very profound. In short, our pain is Perforated Hernia's Avatar's ecstasy. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I'll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just write to me.
Haha, gotta love the CLG. mad
