ants are over taking the world!
ok so yesterday, i was lying on the floor (dont ask) and i saw this ant and i was like 'oh. an ugly little ant that i dont want in my house' so i started flicking it. of course when i flicked it it moved like two whole inches and i would have to go looking for it. after the fifth or sixth time i notice that there were other ants crawling around too!! then they started crawling out of the carpet and attacking me !! it was horrible! now ive got disfiguring ant bites everywhere and the doctor says ill never be able to walk again!!
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