I was talking to people on the phone. Here are some of the things that were said:
Leesha:-sucking on a popsicle- Raemi(me): GAH! stop sucking on that thing! It hurts my ears!
Mom: Your dog ate your shorts cause they had blood on them. Leesha: was it your period? Me: ya Mom: and it smelled like a dead thing Me&Leesha: . . . Mom: That came out wrong
Me: Ya, so I told him we were in Kentucky and he said "I'm in Oklahoma" Leesha: That's almost as far as Chicago! Me: . . . Wow Leesha
Me:Ya, my mom and roy are being really loud in there Mandie:Aww poor Raemi. Your life is screwed huh? Me: Ya. . . Literally
Me:I just thought of something! Mandie: What? Me:Saiyu shall see Uruki dress, not shower." Mandie. . . Ok?
Me: O my god!! -clatters- Jesus what the hell? Leesha: are you ok? Me: No there's a moth in here and It's raping me! -gets fly swatter- die! ah. ah. ah. ah. ah .ah Leesha: Problems? Me: the stupid thing won't sit still Leesha: duh Me: Die already you bastered Leesha: -laughs- Me: Looking into the light hurts my eyes but that's where the thing is. Leesha -still laughing- Me: whatever, It is on the overhead light, I shall still be on the computer. Rapist bastered bug
Me: so i was in the shower and this bug was like folowing all my movements. Leesha&Mandie: Weird Me:And then when I was in the shower it flew into it and watched me there too. Leesha and Mandie: Creepy Me: It likes my body L&M-laughter- Me: Damn rapist bugs.
Are we not the randomest and weirdest people? Who has a phone conversation about this crap?
Phantom Mutt · Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 05:11am · 0 Comments |