No matter what you're doing on Gaia, you encounter many different usernames.
Say you have just achieved your goal and can finally get those DJ Headphones, so you hurry over to the marketplace, giddy and acting somewhat like you are drunk.
The first username you see is HAWT_KAGOME_INUYASHA_GIRL_NARUTOLUVxxx1243.
TOTAL. MOMENT. KILLER.
So you either buy the headphones from the horribly named but apparently rich person, or you spend more and buy the next item down the list, even though it costs around 20k more.
You're very grumpy now, your special moment having just been ruined by a rich noob, but at least the next person down the list doesn't have the Naruto username. Their username is something calm, and unflashy like Mr. Minky, Fimbo, or Squidric Gryffindor.
Well, not the last one.
Here's a fictional, but reality-based example of what happens on the forums, just about everywhere.
And then poor Mr. Minky's brain explodes, showering Strawberry Flavored Tampon in brain goo.
However, the tampon is unperturbed, and runs to another thread to wreak havoc and kill intelligent minds.
Fortunately, Fimbo had been able to avoid the invasion of the flavored tampon because he had been signed on during a storm, and the high winds knocked his power out, saving him from a messy head injury.
A few hours later, when power is back and Fimbo signs back on, he has completely forgotten Mr. Minky and runs to the rally, where he is greeted by iPooper and cyberraitnaopl0x.
They run up to him, drawn in by the uniqueness of his name, and then their loud cries ring out.
"LOLZ WIL U CYBER WIF US?"
The causes our good friend Fimbo to cry out in pain. He grips his head in his hands and falls to his knees, where he thrashes in pain for a while, then explodes, leaving nothing except a smoking crater where he once sat.
iPooper and cyberrainaopl0x don't really care, and run away to chase after someone else they deem worthy of cybering with them.
Of course, the next man they bother happens to be an admin.
Admin reaches into the air next to him and pulls out his banhammer from in between the air particles (hammerspace) and promptly uses it to beat the cyber-n00bs into the ground.
And that's one more problem solved for our good admin friend, who decides to stick around for a bit longer and mashes a few more people into the ground for good measure.
He sounds like a nice guy.
We'd probably be best friends.
Say you have just achieved your goal and can finally get those DJ Headphones, so you hurry over to the marketplace, giddy and acting somewhat like you are drunk.
The first username you see is HAWT_KAGOME_INUYASHA_GIRL_NARUTOLUVxxx1243.
TOTAL. MOMENT. KILLER.
So you either buy the headphones from the horribly named but apparently rich person, or you spend more and buy the next item down the list, even though it costs around 20k more.
You're very grumpy now, your special moment having just been ruined by a rich noob, but at least the next person down the list doesn't have the Naruto username. Their username is something calm, and unflashy like Mr. Minky, Fimbo, or Squidric Gryffindor.
Well, not the last one.
Here's a fictional, but reality-based example of what happens on the forums, just about everywhere.
Mr. Minky
Yeah, that's what happened.
Life really sucks, you know. sad
Life really sucks, you know. sad
Fimbo
Yeah, I feel sorry for you. Something similar happened to me the other day...
Strawberry Flavored Tampon
lolz u pepol fail u tink ur lyf iz bad wate untill u here mi storee
Mr. Minky
Oh god, no. NOOOOOO!
And then poor Mr. Minky's brain explodes, showering Strawberry Flavored Tampon in brain goo.
However, the tampon is unperturbed, and runs to another thread to wreak havoc and kill intelligent minds.
Fortunately, Fimbo had been able to avoid the invasion of the flavored tampon because he had been signed on during a storm, and the high winds knocked his power out, saving him from a messy head injury.
A few hours later, when power is back and Fimbo signs back on, he has completely forgotten Mr. Minky and runs to the rally, where he is greeted by iPooper and cyberraitnaopl0x.
They run up to him, drawn in by the uniqueness of his name, and then their loud cries ring out.
"LOLZ WIL U CYBER WIF US?"
The causes our good friend Fimbo to cry out in pain. He grips his head in his hands and falls to his knees, where he thrashes in pain for a while, then explodes, leaving nothing except a smoking crater where he once sat.
iPooper and cyberrainaopl0x don't really care, and run away to chase after someone else they deem worthy of cybering with them.
Of course, the next man they bother happens to be an admin.
Admin reaches into the air next to him and pulls out his banhammer from in between the air particles (hammerspace) and promptly uses it to beat the cyber-n00bs into the ground.
And that's one more problem solved for our good admin friend, who decides to stick around for a bit longer and mashes a few more people into the ground for good measure.
He sounds like a nice guy.
We'd probably be best friends.
