((Inspired by events that began long ago. Also mixed with my love of cannibalism.))
We were supposed to be the best of friends
Now my heart is stitched, mend with thread.
The doctors assured me they've all tried their best,
but now this broken organ grows bitter in my chest.
A twisted change suddenly passed over me.
A monster with terrible claws and eyes yellow, better to see.
When you lie awake a night
I'm the creature that gives you fright
You've ran over me; you hurt me bad
Little, ungrateful, mooching cad.
This monster lurks in front of you
Hoping to turn your intestines into stew.
Hello, babe. It's me. This is I.
Time to bake myself a little brain pie.
It's true you're not a meal.
You're just skin and bones.
You're a skeleton minus the sex appeal.
Think you're handsome? Think you're tall?
I'm shocked you can think at all.
When you lie awake a night
I'm the creature that gives you fright
You've ran over me; you hurt me bad
Little, ungrateful, mooching cad.
This monster lurks in front of you
Hoping to turn your intestines into stew.
Hello, babe. It's me. This is I.
Time to bake myself a little brain pie.
Chunks of you float in my toilet.
Mixed with the vomit I omit
Something about you didn't settle quite right.
Next time I'll have a fatter jackass in my sights.
When you lie awake a night
I'm the creature that gives you fright
You've ran over me; you hurt me bad
Little, ungrateful, mooching cad.
This monster lurks in front of you
Hoping to turn your intestines into stew.
Hello, babe. It's me. This is I.
Time to bake myself a little brain pie.
A little..little..little..littlewittle Braaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnn Pieeeee!
We were supposed to be the best of friends
Now my heart is stitched, mend with thread.
The doctors assured me they've all tried their best,
but now this broken organ grows bitter in my chest.
A twisted change suddenly passed over me.
A monster with terrible claws and eyes yellow, better to see.
When you lie awake a night
I'm the creature that gives you fright
You've ran over me; you hurt me bad
Little, ungrateful, mooching cad.
This monster lurks in front of you
Hoping to turn your intestines into stew.
Hello, babe. It's me. This is I.
Time to bake myself a little brain pie.
It's true you're not a meal.
You're just skin and bones.
You're a skeleton minus the sex appeal.
Think you're handsome? Think you're tall?
I'm shocked you can think at all.
When you lie awake a night
I'm the creature that gives you fright
You've ran over me; you hurt me bad
Little, ungrateful, mooching cad.
This monster lurks in front of you
Hoping to turn your intestines into stew.
Hello, babe. It's me. This is I.
Time to bake myself a little brain pie.
Chunks of you float in my toilet.
Mixed with the vomit I omit
Something about you didn't settle quite right.
Next time I'll have a fatter jackass in my sights.
When you lie awake a night
I'm the creature that gives you fright
You've ran over me; you hurt me bad
Little, ungrateful, mooching cad.
This monster lurks in front of you
Hoping to turn your intestines into stew.
Hello, babe. It's me. This is I.
Time to bake myself a little brain pie.
A little..little..little..littlewittle Braaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnn Pieeeee!
