You know how every time you go on a forum, you encounter a certain type of idiot?
Scientists who study internet-morons have dubbed this particular branch of humanity as "homointerfailiens", or "humans who fail at everything involving social relationships over text-based conversations."
Personally, I think "homointerfailiens" is a much better name. Simple, easy to remember.
Here's a recent Class A example of a homeinterfailien in action.
Scientists who study internet-morons have dubbed this particular branch of humanity as "homointerfailiens", or "humans who fail at everything involving social relationships over text-based conversations."
Personally, I think "homointerfailiens" is a much better name. Simple, easy to remember.
Here's a recent Class A example of a homeinterfailien in action.
Arene31
OK I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY NORMAL ONE ON GAIA SO WHY DO SOME OF U FEEL THAT U HAVE TO WASTE UR GOLD AND MONEY ON LAME CHILDISH AND TASTELESS CLOTHES I MEAN JUST BECAUSE ITS FREE DONT MEAN U HAVE TO WEAR IT U GUYS WITH RABBIT EARS AND A DRAGON TAIL COME ON NOW DO WE HAVE TO BE SO WORRIED MY GOD BUT IF UR A FREAK AND PROUD OF IT TELLS US WHY OR IF U FEEL ME TELL ME THE FREAKES GAIA U EVER SEEN sweatdrop sweatdrop xd question question question question question question question question question question question question
Hurry! Take out your cameras!
Only really moronic homointerfailiens are sorted into Class A. Perhaps you have seen some Class B hominterfailiens, or Class C.
Class B homointerfailiens are easily identified. They can usually be found in the Site Feedback or Gaia Community Discussion forums whining and complaining about every single update.
And these people are either the people who have been since Gaia started, or people who just joined a month or so ago.
Now, the older members have a right to complain and have to go to the extremes to be classified as a homeinterfailien.
The newer members, however, are complaining for one of the following three reasons.
A) They just joined, and don't want to bother figure something else out, or relearn their way around the site.Only really moronic homointerfailiens are sorted into Class A. Perhaps you have seen some Class B hominterfailiens, or Class C.
Class B homointerfailiens are easily identified. They can usually be found in the Site Feedback or Gaia Community Discussion forums whining and complaining about every single update.
And these people are either the people who have been since Gaia started, or people who just joined a month or so ago.
Now, the older members have a right to complain and have to go to the extremes to be classified as a homeinterfailien.
The newer members, however, are complaining for one of the following three reasons.
B) They see the older users BAWWWWWWWWWWing and complaining about the updates, and think it looks cool/want to fit in, so they make another thread about it.
C) They're the type of people that you can never please and are only happy when they're complaining.
All three can be represented by the following illustration:
McSourface belongs to DrunkenStyle, so complain to him if you find that it describes you.
Class C homointerfailiens are easily recognized.
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Class C homointerfailien
lolz lyk can u give me al ur stuff
One of the greatest Jedi Masters of all time gives us the correct response to this: "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Class C homointerfailien
y duz evry1 mk fun of me i dont need ur opinyuns neway gtfooml gaiatards
ps gtfooml mean get teh ef out uv mi lif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad sweatdrop sweatdrop
ps gtfooml mean get teh ef out uv mi lif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad sweatdrop sweatdrop
The proper reply to this is to swoop down and make a grammar-missile strike to stun and confuse them.
Class C homointerfailien
I only type "lyk dis lolzfailgtfo" because I find it EASIER than typing like I am now. I mean, why bother. I can type so much faster without those unneeded vowels and punctuation marks...
Of course, the response to this is always "LOLZ IT IZ EEZEEAR 2 REED N00B!"
Some people say incredibly stupid things when chatting over the internet, and these retard-sayings can sometimes leak into normal, vocal conversation.
Fortunately, scientists are in the process of making an amazing, life-changing invention that will completely revolutionize the speaking ability.
It's a hand-held piece of technology that is basically a microphone, and a hologram projector.
You say something, but before everyone else hears it the mic picks it up, and projects what you spoke into the air in front of you.
Then you get to read it and realize how stupid you were about to make yourself look, and have the option to either let the your words be heard, or cancel the command and start over.
Unfortunately, several problems have arisen that have caused this life-changing invention to be set back a few centuries, until all of mankind has come to realize, that, yes, we are not as intelligent as we think we are.
That's it. The end. Go find something else to do. Shoo!
Some people say incredibly stupid things when chatting over the internet, and these retard-sayings can sometimes leak into normal, vocal conversation.
Fortunately, scientists are in the process of making an amazing, life-changing invention that will completely revolutionize the speaking ability.
It's a hand-held piece of technology that is basically a microphone, and a hologram projector.
You say something, but before everyone else hears it the mic picks it up, and projects what you spoke into the air in front of you.
Then you get to read it and realize how stupid you were about to make yourself look, and have the option to either let the your words be heard, or cancel the command and start over.
Unfortunately, several problems have arisen that have caused this life-changing invention to be set back a few centuries, until all of mankind has come to realize, that, yes, we are not as intelligent as we think we are.
That's it. The end. Go find something else to do. Shoo!
