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I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. [x]
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.[x]
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.[x]
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h. [x]
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.[x]
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. [x]
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.[x]
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. [x]
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. [x]
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. [x]
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. [x]
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big d**k.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. [x]
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. [x]
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. [x]
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all. [x]
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. [x] (I don't think it really counts for me)
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. [x]
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. [x]
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. [x]
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. [x]
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. [x]
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. [x]
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. [x]
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be ******** up. [x] (I think)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. [x]
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. [x]
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. [x]
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm a Tomboy, so I MUST hate ALL things girly. [x]
I'm into fanfiction, so I MUST be a nerd with no life. [x]
I don't try to fit in, so I MUST be depressed. [x]
I don't try hard on my homework, so I MUST be dumb. [x]
I'm a girl, so I MUST be hot... and dumb... and peppy. [x]
I make friends with my teachers, so I MUST be a teachers pet.
I don't like feminine stereotypes, so I MUST be a feminist. [x]