The reason I don't wanna write this review is because I HAD TO PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!
Lemme tell ya THIS GAME IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!
Now don't just go away because I said that saying "Well, he says it's terrible... Guess I don't need to get this game..."
Because I have more to say. Just listen to me.
Alright. For first, here's the worst.
The worst problem in my opinion for this game are its graphics. This game was released in 2007, but even for that, these are terrible graphics. I mean like 2003 graphics. Really.... Especially during character-creation when it zooms in on your character's face. You'll notice that it is mainly made of single shapes. Really, it looks awful...
Here's the Character Customization menu. Look at the character and see how his body is made of squares and brown...
But speaking of the character customization, the game manual describes an in depth customization with nearly endless possiblities that you can "go to town" with (as the manual quotes).
Yeah... You can "go to town" to get your money back on this game.
You have about five hairstyles, almost ten colors, and that's about it. Of course, different skin colors, but they're all basically the same. The only in depth part is your scaling for your body and facial features (mouth, chin, nose, etc.).
The game's story starts out when your sister, Kira, develops a wound. You encourage her to stop at the nearby rest stop, and she reluctantly accepts. While you leave to go inside, she waits outside and is kidnapped. Your goal in the game is to find her. That's a cliche, if you ask me... Your sister is kidnapped. You seek revenge. He even gets a letter from the kidnappers saying that she is alive (that adds to the cliches).
The "tutorial" or so it calls it doesn't teach you anything... All it is is a few enemies and some boxes. And a door that can't be opened at the time.... So you just exit the room....
The menus are frustrating to navigate, not telling you any controls for the menus, not even the first time their used...
Blood.... Yes, this game is so bad, it ruined blood...... It's kinda hard to explain, but if I can find some pictures of an enemy bleeding, I'll try and post them here, but slashing someone will make a cloud of blood come out.... It looks really stupid... Like I said, it's hard to explain, but I'll try to get some pics.
Controls are clumsy at best.
Combat is frustrating. Sometimes it seems impossible to fight anything unless you have armor, weapons, or something else. So starting the game can get incredibly annoying.
The good:
[Insert some good stuff about this game once pigs fly in a frozen over hell]
But I suppose that you could say that the only good thing about this game, is that if you can actually bear making it far enough into the game, you can encounter some fairly nice monsters, which have slightly less than decent graphics...
Here's an example:
Alright graphics, I suppose. Especially compared to other shots.
The bad:
[This game]
Really........
DON'T GET THIS GAME!!!!! SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!
But overall, Two Worlds for the XBox 360 and PC gets 2.2 out of 10
