What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
~The holocaust...
(Some people laugh some people are like huh?!)
So there's this couple who are fighting and they stopped talking to each other. One day the husband finds out he was to get up early the next day to catch a flight to Chicago but he can't ask his wife to wake him up since if he talks to her than he'll be the loser of their fight.
So being the smart man he thinks he is. He writes a note telling her to wake up at 5:00 am and puts it on the table. Well being so smug and thinking he's won he goes to bed with a grin on his face.
The next morning he wakes up at looks at the clock to see that it's 9:00 am in the morning! He turned to his side to see a note on the pillow his wife sleeps on. He pickes it up and reads
"It's 5 o clock! Wake up!"
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregant woman?
~You can unskrew a light bulb
A couple are always fighting about who makes the coffee in the morning. So one day the wife says "It's the man's job to make the coffee!"
The husband says. "Where did you see this?"
The wife replies "In the bible!"
So he says "Where in the bible!?"
So the wife gets her bible and started to flip through the bible. She finally comes to the spot and points to the word....'hebrew'
So yeah that's all I got for now. Also if I offended someone that uh sorry I guess.
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Fantastic! XD
Love the pic in the journal~ So cute! X3