I'm not going to do any racist jokes. Its only blonde jokes, Chuck Norris jokes, and any jokes that don't seem racist from now on. So, on with today's joke.
Last Tuesday, President Barrack Obama got back from a trip. He came off his helicopter carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
A Marine waiting for him salutes and says, "Nice pigs sir."
Barrack says, "Actually, they're Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hilary Clinton and one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pollosi."
The Marine salutes again and says, "Excellent trade, sir!"
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I will post a joke every day. It can be a Chuck Norris joke (I have a lot of those), a blond joke, or a joke that falls into neither category. I never do anything racial. The closest I get is the blond jokes.
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