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Thisradname: once upon a time.....
LucyInTheSky8765: there was a giraffe
Thisradname: named gaffe.
LucyInTheSky8765: yes
Thisradname: Gaffe was a peculiar giraffe who liked.....
LucyInTheSky8765: gene simmins
Thisradname: bahah.
LucyInTheSky8765: hehe
Thisradname: I don't know where to go with that o___O
LucyInTheSky8765: haha
Thisradname: Gaffe... admired gene simmons because he had an irregularly long tongue--much like Gaffe's irregularly long neck.
LucyInTheSky8765: yes
LucyInTheSky8765: and one day he fell in a mud puddle and got mud all over his face only it was magically actually black and white paint
Thisradname: ohshitson.
LucyInTheSky8765: lol
Thisradname: uhmm...
Thisradname: and he was like 'ohshitson!'
LucyInTheSky8765: haha
Thisradname: aand...
Thisradname: Gaffe was sooo excited that he ... ran really fast around the.... place where giraffes live...
LucyInTheSky8765: hahaha
Thisradname: He just kind ran all around africa.
LucyInTheSky8765: lol i just pistured that
LucyInTheSky8765: c*
Thisradname: bahaha
Thisradname: it was crazyintense.
Thisradname: and the people on safari all said 'ohhh, look at that zebrah!'
LucyInTheSky8765: "wow!! he looks just like gene simmons!"
Thisradname: and then Gaffe stopped dead in his tracks and said
Thisradname: "ohshitson."
LucyInTheSky8765: hahaha
LucyInTheSky8765: then gene simmons got out of the safari truck
Thisradname: and said,
Thisradname: DAMN, I'm HOT!!!
LucyInTheSky8765: haha
Thisradname: and then....
Thisradname: a nearby lion heard the part about a zebrah that looked like gene simmons
Thisradname: and he said
Thisradname: 'ohshitson!'
LucyInTheSky8765: lol
Thisradname: and the lion.. ran into the growing crowd and devoured.....
Thisradname: GENE SIMMONS.
Thisradname: o=
Thisradname: o=
Thisradname: o=
LucyInTheSky8765: nooooo
Thisradname: oh, yes. YES. D<
LucyInTheSky8765: awww poor gene
Thisradname: mm
Thisradname: I know right?
LucyInTheSky8765: so now what?
Thisradname: ohyar.
Thisradname: it's not over yet. D<
Thisradname: because Gaffe held such a remarkable resemblance to Gene Simmons, he was immediately made Simmons' replacement!
LucyInTheSky8765: whooo!
Thisradname: Gaffe was stoaked.
Thisradname: and as his final statement, he said
Thisradname: 'ohshitson!!!!!'
LucyInTheSky8765: yay Gaffe Simmons!!!!
LucyInTheSky8765: lol
Thisradname: and lived HAAAAAAPPPPIIILLLYY ever after.
LucyInTheSky8765: thats nice