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More quotes from Unskippable: Radiata Stories.

Link for the vid.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/672-Radiata-Stories


Here we go:

'Hey kettle, you're black.' 'Well so are you.'

'Uh,that's just Dad.' 'Maybe he was a hermaphrodite.'

"Jack's ready at last." 'I'm ready.' 'At last.'

"Jack Russell!!!" 'Terrier?'

Everyday at this time, the villagers gather to watch Jack get the snot get kicked out of him by his sister.

I've got ten bucks on the girl.

Okay, cut the cake.

"Listen Jack." I had a lawyer draw out this will for you, and uh....

"You can't just wave your sword around." So that's what they're calling it?

"Oh, look at the time!!!" Must... chicken dance!

"And soon, I'll be a better knight than Dad was!" 'Well... let's not get ahead of ourselves..' 'Yeah, let's focus on being the best YOU can be.'

'And so, Jack Russell took the impractically large letter opener, and set out to make his fortune.' 'His dream was to open the largest letters in the wooorrrlllldddd.'

I could've sworn there was a door here...

"Radiata Castle-" It's way bigger than on the post card.

"Dad, are you watching?" Yes, I'm bored and I'm disappointed in your selection of background music.

What good is a door on only one side of a wall?

'A girl?' 'But girls can't fight.'

'Why is he massaging his bracer?' 'It's a very stressed out bracer.'

Dude, you've been looking at that chart for three hours, there's only ten names on it.

"Let's see.... I have to fight Ridely Silverlake, right?" Ridley? From Metroid?

I heard a kazoo, is something funny going on?

I'm expecting a slide whistle, ANY SECOND.... That wasn't a slide whistle, but I'm counting it!!!

'I give you my blessing.' 'Uh, thank you, top knot guy.'

'Unconscious comic relief coming through, make a hole.' 'He has possible brain damage, it's hilarious.'

I don't know why we built the colosseum this big.

Now, take off your pants!

The early days of UFC were vastly less exciting.

"Combatants, take your positions!" No, not those positions! The fighting positions!

Ridley, Space Pirate, Silverlake versus Jack, The Terrier, Russell.