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How many dogs does it take to change a
light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed
me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to
sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.......

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got
this hangover.....

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just
ate was a light bulb?

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.

Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People
change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM, so the
question is: how long will it be before I can expect my
light?

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my nails will be dry.

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
into a little circle...