Three dayz ago... lost in da middle of no where... no food no water... had nothin but some flint and a steel poket knife... had my katana... bloodthirsty monsters after me...
Ok before i get into all dat i should give u da story first. My names Mike n ima member of da bpa (Beuro of Paranormal Activiy). I waz on a mission wit some of my friends. Jake, Matt, Ryan (who we call goggles), n Ben. There waz a load of attacks down in Georgia.
When we first got there 2 ppl dead n 11 wounded. Footprints were found at da scene of each attack. They looked like elephant feet with hooks on da middle toe.
"So wat do ya think it is, Mike?" asked Goggles. Im an expert on cryptyds.
"Catria", I said. Catria are strange lizard like wolves with scales and a thirst for blood. Most ppl know them as chupacabras.
"Then b careful", said Jake.
Pulling out an AK-47, Matt said "LOOK OUT!!!!!!!"
He took three shots n a huge lizard thing fell dead on da floor. "Woah. That waz close. Nice shot Matt.", said Ben
We got a close look at this strange lizard. "Yup, dats a Catria.", I said. With one quick glance Ben said "Looks like he waz shot southeast direction, 60 yards, running towrads us at 75 miles per hour." Bens good with that kinda stuff.
We stayed a couple dayz n then headed out into da woods. We found bout six Catria n cuaght 1 n sent it 2 da lab.
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mIke -DOOM- 2012
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wen life gives u lemons, hurl em back at the @%#$ who gave em to u!
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