So the other day I went to the hospital to get my yearly sex change...
It was a beautiful day! The sun was shining, the dandelions were singing a song about Bumblebees....And then I entered the hospital.
Normally it was a happy place, but....as it turns out.....this hospital turns it's patients into genetic experiments for the government!!
Only on Wednesdays though.
Well anyways....the doors locked behind me and the nurse....who looked suspiciously like Naomi.....handed me coffee. I sat and waited for the usual 48 hours while running on nothing but bad hospital coffee and vending machine snacks. Finally I was called in.
It started out normal....the Anesthesia Specialist readied her usual hammer to hit me over the head with when suddenly the lights went out. I felt the hammer hit me and next thing I knew I was floating in a tube of liquid.
You see this surprised me.....Not only because they did the procedure in the dark but also because I can't exactly breathe in liquid.
I used the tactics I read about in the tips for Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles to escape from the hospital.
I ran all the way home barefoot! Can you imagine?! That was when I came across a terrible sight....
The doctors turned me blue! And I had elf ears! Although....they were kind of cute....
So I dyed my hair green and fed my 2,000 cats. What a wonderful world we live in (^__^)
~~~Kame~~~~
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