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i got suspened :'(..for wacking a guy wit a purse...lol ( tiz true ^^;;; )

blaugh my story! sweatdrop

PIPECLEANERS!!!! ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!!!!!
LET'S GOOOO!!!!!! WE MUST DEFEAT THE DEFECTACONS!!!!! OMG!
Hurry, we must form ""Cheep a** man" You, form the legs and torso, you two, form the arms, I will form....The head. ::slashes the defectacons and kills them in one hit:: Good work team, we showed him the power of "Cheep a** Man" BUT NOW WE MUST DEFEAT THE POWER OF COMMERCE AND POLITICS!!!
OUR GREATEST FOE!!!!! We must transform into......SUPER MEGA CHEAP a** MAN.....WITH BENDY STRAWS (in place of katanas)
Oh no, they are too powerful, we must summon "The even more cheep a** platform guy that we don't even need"...

and then everyone died.....

noncence!

i hate school
inu yoku: I think Micheal Jackson and Bill Clinton are the teachers....... They transform into.....THE GAY POLITICIAN OF THE RABBIT WITH SEIZURES!!!!

I shall murder everyone with a marker >D
but Hilary Duff shes spechal
I'll kill Hilary Duff....WITH AN ERASER.... !
Have you guys seen the barbie comercial w/ Hilary Duff?

shes like "where'd you get that??!!"

Like she'd really talk to people she doesn't know!!!! *she walks up to a guy with a chainsaw* "Where'd you get that??!!!"

So I said to my dog "hey dog wanna die" then the dog said "no" and then I didn't kill him because I went insane
And then there's barbie with 16 earrings and you can pierce her ears...but since she really doesn't have ears so it's more like piercing her head......

I WANNA PIERCE BARBIE'S HEAD 16 TIMES!!!!!!!!

....My socks are in my pocket.....

I have to take biology class when i get older..... maybe i can disect a barbie.....and then beat her to death with a paper clip....
i dont get it.......im so slow.... i tried killing my dog once with a straw... and i had it all planned out..... but my plan failed.... how sad
I shall assasinate the president with an acorn!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

On arts festival day at my school they used to play a game called chubby bunny(where you stuff as many marshmellows as you can in ur mouth) then they realized you could die from it so they stopped playing it......


i wonder why.............

I tried to kill my sister with a sticker, but it never worked out
In technology class we use axes.....

*twich twich* AXES...*twich twich* AXES...
but saws are better, with the chopping and the splurting and the Mhenaneeha!!
*my bottom eyelid on the right stats to twitch*

So I looked at people, and then they scared me, then I ran away, then I realised I was people

We use sand paper too.......and files.....and .......PIPECLEANERS!!!!!
PIPECLEANERS!!! THE MOST DANGEROUS DEVICE ON EARTH!!!!!
so I said Hi, then Bye, then I confused people

So I pressed the button, and then, I died...........( 0.o;;; )