Xemnas eats to much candy and gets confused he tries to paint Castle Oblivion green but actually paints it yellow. Then he yells at the paint can and throws the paint brush at the wall. Xemnas runs off into the kitchen while yelling at the bread to get a job. Then Axel knocks him out and says "All better"
Xemnas soon wakes up in the closet and asks Demyx does he knows what happened. Demys stated that "Axel gave me 500 munny to tell you that I don't know anything" Xemnas yells "AXEL!!!!!!" As Xemnas walks to Axel's door he heard arguing. "But Axel, you told me to get the orange brand of hair gel." "No Roxas, I told you to get the green brand of hair gel!" "Axel! Hair gel is hair gel!" "There's a HUGE difference, you just don't understand!" "Whatever...you can just go and buy the frikin' hair gel. This conversion is OVER!" "Roxas wait listen..." as Axel started to grab his arm for Roxas's attention "I'm sorry...it's not your fault." "It's okay Axel, I'm not mad...I'm sorry too." Roxas was opening the door to get out when he surprisingly said "Oh, hello Xemnas is there something I can help you with?" "Xemnas?!" Axel was shocked to say "Axel, why did you knock me out?! Why the hell would you do that?!!!" "Well it seems like you needed some sleep." "Axel what did you do this time?" Roxas asked "Nothing! Xemnas just needed some sleep that's all. So I gonked him on the head with Marluxia's new camera till' he fell asleep" "AXEL!!" Roxas yelled "Why the hell would you do that?!" "But if Marly asks I didn't break his camera...I just borrowed it for a while." XD
As Xemnas was annoyed to listen he said "Your punishment is to clean up after Demyx." But then as Axel slumped away he mumbled "Yes Mansex...I mean Xemnas" "Whad' you call me?! "Xemnas" As Roxas smacked Axel in the back of the head and said "Apologize, NOW!" "I'm sorry for calling you Mansex..." Axel said glumly
As Axel walked into the kitchen Demyx was also there "Ok kiddo I have to clean up after you now. So what did you break so far?" "Well to start off 27 of the windows in the West wing of Castle Oblivion, then all of the lamps in the living room, Marluxia's scythe, Roxas's bedframe and his windows, Xaldin's TV, Luxords playing cards, Xigbar's gunny thingee...and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." "Oh my GOD DEMYX...all i have to ask is WHY AND HOW?!!! Axel screamed "I was practicing my sitar when I broke most of those things." "Demyx howd you break Marluxia' s scythe and Xigbar's gun?" "I was just plain bored" Axel was holding in most of his fury while pointing to the door and said "Demyx go to your room NOW!" "Okay" as he walked glumly towards the door "Dance Water Dance!" As the water overwhelmed Axel he was furious with rage
After Axel had fixed everything Demyx broke the went exaustidly to his room and laid flat on his back mumbling since Roxas is Axel's roommate he waked in saying "What's the mater with you?" Axel mumbled "I had to fix all of the things Demyx broke." "Wow tough, you know you could have just asked me to help." "Yeah I know that but I didn't want to make you have to work my punishment." "Well next time ask me i'd be glad to help." "Really? So tomorrow can you help me? " "Sure" "Oh thanks Roxas, your the best of friends" As Axel suddenly put his arms around Roxas in a tight bear hug "A...Axel...can't breath!" As Axel quickly removed from his hug and said "S...Sorry Roxy" Roxas suddenly noticed the time and said "Geeze Axel check out the time. Super late!" "Oh my God Roxas your right, damn I guess cleaning up after Demyx takes a long time" "Ok goodnight Axel" "Night Roxas"
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