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First off... VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!! Second, vampires are supposedly dead, right? I mean, they have no blood flow and are cold, do to no pulse... How is someone who is dead, to reproduce? O.o With a human no less. And if Edward is dead, does that make Bella a necrophiliac? Also, Bella is the stupidest person I've ever had the misfortune of reading about. Not only is she a complete clutz, but in the second book, she is suicidal, and can't even do it right... The best way to have ended the first movie, would have for Edward to be killed by that opposing vampire dude, and then in horror, Bella were to take a shattered piece of glass, and stab the living hell out of her self, but then if she were to do that, Jasper or another one of Edward's "Brothers" (They're all totally gay for each other.) Would have probably sucked her blood, transforming her into a vampire, and then there would have still been twilight books, but then it would be all about sparkling little Bella and her struggles to survive as a vampire, and not kill humans. x.x Which would possibly have been better than the actual book, but it still would have burned brain cells to read. And Does Carlisle really think he's doing something good? To have "Saved" Edward in the hospital? He should have just let him die... Then there wouldn't have been a story at all. ^^ But then the author would have written something else that was god awful... I here she's now writing something idiotic about mermaids. x.x The second Twilight book was a pain to read, it was chapters and chapters of idiocy, and Bella should have DIED!!!! It would have been great if Jacob had just... Gone insane or something, and ripped her to shreds. That'd be a nice way to end the second book. Last to end my rant is for me to say, every twilight book ever made, including the origional copy along with the movie, and the twilight soundtrack, should be burnt in a large bonfire. At least then it could produce heat and have some sort of purpose. =_=
And the dude in this vid... He is totally like me with my view on Twilight. XD
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473402
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