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Not actually "kink" but i found some of them SO funny i had to do it since my own country (Nicaragua) is like one of Spain's kids too.
Colonial Spain forgetting his kids' names and such and just generally being a doof.
Yeah I'll do this later like when it's NOT 2:10AM(East Coast Time) M'kay? I might not do those others because of this one >>" maybe the one about unicorns cause they are just awesome and yeah.
[EDIT] I'll start some of it now mhm
[EDIT2] Continuing mhm just a little bit not a lot

Spain was so happy, being greeted by all his kids. There was... what were their names again? A little girl in black twin braids scurried up to him.
"Papa! It's so nice a verte otra vez!" She said smiling. Mixing Spanish and English like he did.
"Si, it is...dear." What was her name again? His brow furrowed in thought.
"It's Nicaragua, having this many kids it's no wonder you don't remember their names." It was Romano, the ever positive side-kick to Spain.
"W-what? Did you forget de nosotros Papa?! How could you?!" She cried running away crying about Papa being an "estúpido!"
Then all the other children came up to Spain asking questions.
"O-of course I remember all of you! No me crees?" Spain said to the mass of kids. Just how many of them were there anyway?
A boy spoke this time. "Pssh how cares about Nicaragua? Everyone forgets about her anyway."
Just when did they start acting like this? He was... who again?
The same boy now kicked by a girl who shouted. "Shut up Costa Rica! This is why Nica and I don't like you!"
"Columbia, stop being so mean to him." Romano said. Spain was shocked how did he know their names yet he didn't? At least the score was three down... a lot more.
"Uh... Well since we're all here, why don't we all tell Papa what's happened si?" Spain said, hoping it would help him remember just who they were.
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Spain, Romano, and what had seemed endless amount of kids went to a little villa nearby. Big enough for all of them plus more. The kids were playing outside while Spain and Romano where inside.
"I'm not helping you with this, just to let you know. It'll just show everyone you fail as a father." Romano said, back turned cooking dinner. Was he always the cook? Yes. yes he was.
"Romano! Porque-" He was interrupted by yet another one of his kids. A girl a shy aura surrounding her. Hadn't he seen her earlier? She had been standing behind Columbia. She was.... Peru? No...was it Venezuela?
"Papa....You do remember all of us right? You were just kidding back there right?" She said almost inaudibly.
"Of course I was kidding hijata. Can you go make Nicaragua feel mejor....uh."
"Bolivia." The Italian finished.
"Bolivia." Spain repeated. He knew that. At least he knew another one of his kid's name right?
"D-did you forget who I was Papa?" Bolivia said, tears welling in her eyes. "D-don't you care about us anymore? Are w-we unimportant?" She stammered.
BLAH BLAH I'LL FINISH LATER I HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO F*CK >:U