She was so Blonde that:
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of gardening tools.
She thought General Motors was in the Army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under “Education” on her job application, she put “Hooked on
Phonics”.
She tried to drown a fish.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
it said concentrate.
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She told her friend to meet her at the corner of “Walk” and
“Don’t walk”.
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she
put “Libra”.
She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
It takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
She studied for a blood test and failed.
She thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train”.
She sold her car for gas money.
When she saw the “NC-17 — Under 17 not admitted,” whe
went home and got 16 friends.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport
Left” she turned around and went back home.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Kelly Hale Community Member 
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