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my friend sent me this fool proof way to cheat on slots and get super rich, just thought i would share...


Follow these easy steps and before you know it, you'll be rich in money!!!!

1) Put your hand on your mouse.
2) Move your mouse onto the post button
3) Carefully click the left mouse button, CAREFULLY! VERY IMPORTANT
4) Slam your computer monitor on the ground
5) Then take your broken monitor outside
6) Light it on fire (IMPORTANT)
7) Examine the Fire
8 ) Throw all your valuables in as a sacrifice to the Creator of Gaia
9) Take your cat and place him in the washing machine
9) If you don't have a cat, stick in a squirrel or a small child (not recommended) or in desperation you may stick in a hundred dollar bill
10) Turn on, leave for 5 minutes
11) Repeat

Follow these steps and you'll be making the most gold ever in Gaia! You will go to school and be able to brag! Be cool!

Doing this may not be suitable for everyone. Side effects may cause: Vomiting, diarrhea , random passing-out, loss of limbs, bipolarism, and even death. If you are are feeling any of these side effects, especially death, please consult your doctor because this may not be right for you.