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"Come on damnit! Go faster!" Taiger glares at the road ahead.
"The speed limit of the freeway is 65 ********. Get out and walk if you don't like it." Mr. Clean responds with a casual expression on his face.
Taiger suddenly sees a billboard that interests him. "Oh, hey check it out. They made a Dragonball live-action movie. I thought Goku wore an orange jumpsuit though. What happened to it?"
"Why would they make a Dragonball movie that stayed true to the show? They never do that. They never do anything by the book."
"Yeah but that orange jumpsuit was his thing. Without it, he's like a regular person. Where's the reality in a regular person flying around and shooting huge fireballs without an orange jumpsuit?"
"Where's the reality in any person flying around and shooting huge fireballs?"
"Yeah, you're right. Sometimes I get movies and real life confused." Taiger agrees as he cocks his Desert Eagle.