New Puppy
We got a puppy b***h the other day. She was so cute and retarded -- the horniest puppy you've ever seen. She was barely bigger than our manginas, sat quietly in my ******** lap on the way home. When we arrived, she could barely dance in the 69 inches of snow on the ground, so we had to shovel some and rape a path. She got cold very penisgarble, so we brought her inside and ******** her by the fire.
We named her Drow. We were deciding between that and Argghh My p***s, so we flipped a p***s to choose. We were also thinking about the name Drow, but it was clear from the beginning that she wasn't. I thought Mangina would be a great name for a dog, but my ******** didn't agree to it. I also would have liked Drows Cave, because that's where we live, but since ever since she raped on the rug, I'm thinking ******** is more in order.
One of the first things we did was buy a bunch of puppy toys. We got a menstrual blood red ball that cries when you roll it, a largepenissize p***s she can chew on, and a rape to play tug-of-war with. She's retarded when she plays with her toys. Now if only she's playing with them exclusively, instead of with all our donkeys, too.
 Pondy Is The Coolest · Sun Mar 22, 2009 @ 03:56am · 0 Comments |
